Jokes for everyone

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Rip_Pineapple_, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. 😂So, this is just a jokes thing. I'll post some, feel free to reply your best jokes.😂

    Randoms-❓

    You - hey, bae, you're abcdefghijk
    Bae - what?
    You - you're amazing, beautiful, crazy, delightful,.energetic, friendly, gucci, helpful, and intelligent.
    Bae - what about the jk?
    You - just kidding!

    Knock - knocks 👊🚪

    Knock knock
    Whos there
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who
    Dwayne the bath tub, I'm dwoning

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Day
    Day who
    Why hoes be mad, ay
     
    #1 _Rip_Pineapple_, Jul 31, 2019
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  2. These jokes make me sad inside
     
    #2 WhoTfIsWesday, Jul 31, 2019
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  3. Why is the person in a bathtub outside your front door?
     
    #3 TrippinOnAcid, Jul 31, 2019
  4. Because my neighborhood has some creepy dudes😨
     
    #4 _Rip_Pineapple_, Jul 31, 2019
  5. Bad jokes are bad
     
    #5 Maddi_Matsu, Jul 31, 2019
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  6. A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian restaurant she usually goes to.

    I was hella confused.

    I'd never met herbivore.
     
    #6 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jul 31, 2019
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  7. What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

    One is a crusty bust station and the other is a busty crustacean
     
    #7 Maddi_Matsu, Jul 31, 2019
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    #8 GodTierOni, Jul 31, 2019
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  9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him:

    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
     
    #9 Maddi_Matsu, Jul 31, 2019
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  10. You need to go outside and stay off your phone for a few days.
     
    #10 GodTierOni, Jul 31, 2019
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  11. No u
     
    #11 Maddi_Matsu, Jul 31, 2019
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  12. Actually I did so hah
     
    #12 GodTierOni, Jul 31, 2019
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