Was tryna teach ya how to cook. Recipes are boring to read so i was tryna spice it up. Garlic Lemon Pasta 1. Get yer chicken or prawns out, marinate them in some tasty spices. (I just buy cajun seasoning, save time and money by buying 10 different spices) 2. Get a pot with hot water and boil the shit outta it. Gotta have it steamin and bubblin. Season that bland water with a good amount of salt 3. Prep yo garlic, chop that shit up 4. Get yer lemons out. Zest the rinds off those yellow bois. Don't cut them open yet 5. Get a pan going with olive oil and some butta medium/high heat. (If your dial goes to 10 keep it between 6/7) 6. GET THE PROTEIN IN THE PAN. Nobody likes raw white meat cept for da hoes 7. Get the parmesan out, the good shit. Not the trash shaker shit. 8. Once the proteins cooked put it in the oven ON LOW to stay warm 9. Put the hard noodles into the boiling water. Capellini preferred. 10. Put your chopped up garlic in the pan with the left over protein juices, you can add onions but I'll hate you for it. 11. Once the garlic have cooked a bit turn the element to low/medium 12. Add a lil more butta or olive oil, lemon zest, the juice of a whole lemon (empty that sucker out) and the cheeezzzz. Honestly put however much of either thing in cause there are no rules KEEP ON A LOW HEAT 13. Check the noodles, yeet one at the wall. Did it stick? No? It's not ready. You can also bite into one but they are hawt. 14. Add a scoop of frozen green peas a minute before you drain the pasta 15. Scoop out a cup if the pasta water, put it to the side THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT 16. Drain the pasta when it's ready 17. Put a bit of the pasta water into your garlic and lemon sauce to thin it out. Don't worry that bitch will thicken up a bit. 18. If the pasta is ready befire everything else and it's getting stuck together, pour some of the pasta water back over it to loosen it up 19. Toss them wiggly noodles into the sauuuuuceeee. 20. Add more pasta water if needed 21. Serve in bowl 22. Cover in more cheese 23. Pull out the protein and spread that shit on top 24. Cover in some fancy green decorations like basil or parsley 25. Ta da bitch.
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