It’s a Date

Naah some girls secretly like that stuff but i would like to know i’m being stalked so i could be on my best presentable behaviour
Yep were weird when we think no ones watching 🤫

 

If you like someone, you'd accept their flaws and whatever tolerable behaviour is that. c:

 

That is cute.

 

Alright thats my green light to start stalking you all 😎✌️

 

Oof. Those were some terrible dates.

The worst date I went on... Ahaha. So, I invited this guy to to hang out with my friends and I at the local underage drinking bar (it's closed down- heh. Imagine that) which was pretty lax about all rules tbh. There was another guy there who was already drunk and being rude AF to my roommate and I, and just rubbing everyone the wrong way. He was drinking out of his own personal handle of whiskey, and it was about 1/3 empty. The arse and the guy I was on a date with got into it a bit, and trying to smooth it over at some point, arse gives my date the handle. Which he proceeds to finish off in what I remember to be a few huge gulps....
Y'all can see where this is going at this point, right? 😆 Over the course of the night, he flipped a table onto himself, puked all over the back of my car *eeew*, and I had to have my roommates boyfriend and neighbor basically carry him up the stairs to my place where we decided to stash him in the bathroom because he was passed TF out and we didn't know what to do with him. He ends up somehow destroying the bathroom, knocking everything over, pulling down the shower curtain and the toilet paper roll thingy out of the wall. I had locked my bedroom door because, well, I didn't know him well enough to let him in my room in that state. 🤪 He wakes me up in the morning banging on my door like "How could I do that to him??".... Buddy... Naw.



Yeah... That was my 3rd date with the loml who I still give shit for that night after 6years. 😂😂😂 He always says, "I told you I was a smoker and not a drinker!"

 

The date was nice.

What wasn't nice was the hundreds upon hundreds of cockroaches roaming in his car.

I somehow managed to pretend it didnt bother me (I really liked the dude, at the time) and spent the entirety of the ride crushing them with my feet and talking to him while internally screaming my head off and wanting to crawl out of my skin.

Fun times.

 

cute and unexpected ending, 10/10

 

the worst date i have EVER been on was with a girl from secondary that i was in the same friend group with. she was nice at school, and everyone was always trying to match us up, so we finally said “whatever” and decided to go out. a friend was having a bonfire one night, so we decided to go out to dinner and then go to that afterwards.
dinner was awkward but uneventful (except she was rude to the waitstaff, so EW), but once we showed up at the bonfire, she just... disappeared. all the blokes there were slapping my back and asking me if i was going to get it in, to which i told them, “probably not, because i think she left.” 😂
as it turns out, she had gone into the house and was telling all of her friends that i made her pay for dinner (i paid for both of us?) and that i just wanted to sleep with her (neither of us had mentioned it).
she found me and asked if i had any amber (beer), so even though i was a bit annoyed, i gave her some and we went back outside together. she was a total lightweight, so a few in and she was going off on everyone. i tried to calm her down and her older brother offered to take her home. she got into it with him, then, and eventually she goes back into the house with a guy that no one had even invited, and i’m sure you can see where the story goes after that.
she ended up moving to a different state at the end of the term after being ostracised by almost everyone at school. haven’t seen or heard of her since 🤷🏽‍♂️

 

i wholeheartedly agree

 

Umm I wouldn’t have waited 3 hours

 

I think I already wrote about the worst date I've been on here. I didn't know it was a date, my ex (who was a friend at the time) said she had a thing to go to and everyone else would have dates and she didn't wanna be a third wheel or smthing so would I keep her company. I agreed, not understanding that this was her convoluted way of asking me out. She and her roommate got super mad at me later for not knowing once I found out it was a date. She also got rly drunk and groped me a ton which was unwanted and then when we went back to her dorm (I hadn't realized it was a date so I had pre-planned to just sleepover since we'd be back late, which apparently had her assuming I wanted to bang her) she made things rly uncomfortable and I cabbed home. Was great times, for months afterward she brought it up and made it out like it was my fault for not knowing that it was a date. Yes, I continued to be frens w her like an idiot. Also, that whole time until the date I'd never once told her I was into girls nor had she told me so she assumed a lot there.

Best date: my current gf and I went to a charity thing for our coworkers friend's suicide. It was a metal concert at a bar and they were raising money for the kid of dude who committed suicide to put in a trust fund. It sounds like a terrible set-up cuz of the sad reasons we were all gathering together but it was actually a really good time and it was the first concert I'd ever been to so yay

 

Yay for your best date! Glad your first concert was a good one with a lot of meaning behind it.

 

It was fun indeed cheap too 😂😂😂