giveaway hehhhehehehehheehheheheheheheh

Go ahead, feel my shirt... it’s made of girl friend material.

 

“If Looks Could Kill, You'd Be a Weapon of Mass Destruction."

 

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

 

That was so cute

 

This is kinda cheesy, but I think we'd look gouda?

 

best pickup line is "im cute send misc"

 

Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

 

I’m poor, help me.

 

Still want the 499 Russell ?

 

"I'm all wet, can you come in?"

 

Do you have a name or can I call you mine? 

 

Omg i love this

 

Do you know what my clothes are made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material 

 

Do you like raisins ?

(No)

Then how bout a date?

 

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

 

i wish you had my eyes so you can see how you look in my life

 

Becky lemme smash

 

Pffft

 

If I change my name to John Wick, will you give me your dog 499 out of pity?

 

The word of the day is "legs"

Let's go back to my place and spread the word