giveaway hehhhehehehehheehheheheheheheh

R u from Japan because Im tyrna get in japanties

 

Awe don't leave smh

 

Hey, do you have wifi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out ?

 

You smell like trash, let me take you out russ bby. ?

 

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless

 

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

 

The best and only pickup line is "you want sum fűk"

Change my mind

 

You should come over so we can watch pørn on my flat screen mirror

 

they’re called eyebrows cause my eyes always be browsin’ ya cute face. ?

 

Are you a DNA helicase? Because I want to unzip your genes?

 

Are we in outer space? Cause everytime I look at you I see stars.
Guess what I just put the letters U and I together
Are we on the moon? When I'm with you I feel no gravity
Are you death because I feel like our time is linked together.
Whats amazing and standing next to me its you
What did I do to deserve this? Because I feel like I'm next to an angel

 

Hey, I think you're really cool, I like like you a lot. Maybe we should like hang out or something

 

This is a winner donut deny it Russell

 

Russell just leave ur dorm and showcase be  make those “inactive accounts should be auctioned cuz we feel jelly of their stuff” more jealous! Lmao, and yeah just come back whenever u feel like it, took my 4years to come back and im glad (even though i had no shit)

 

Hey tie your shoes. I don’t want u falling for anyone else

 

Did you sit in some sugar? Cuz that's a sweet a$š
Or
Let me wipe your seat for you
*wipes face