Best Pickup Line for Furni

Discussion in 'Other PIMD Discussion' started by Seriously, Jun 9, 2019.

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  1. I have money.
     
  2. 
     
  3. *swoons and spreads legs*
     
  4. It’s not delivery it’s digiorno, for two
     
  5. U want sum fųk?
     
  6. Pls take me now :p
     
  7. Straight to the point and very effective I must say
     
  8. Come get it girl ?
     
  9. Oh I lose..
     
  10. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
     
  11. Call me Shrek bc I’m head ogre heels for you
     
  12. *tips fedora* hello, m'lady
     
  13. Better be for exercises.
     
  14. I was hoping you would toss your munnies in
     
  15. You wanna know why I’m Pluto? Because there’s all this trash in my orbit but I still made my way to you.

    Perfect for astronomy nerds like me :/
     
  16. I've been watching you :|
     
  17. I like astronomy but that just made me want to kms.
     
  18. Oh 
     
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  20. Imma use some of these on my fiancé.
     
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