So my heating isn't working and my landlord sent a plumber over. She is super attractive and in my bedroom rn making me feel very exposed. How do i turn this into an über sexi pòrno while i sit here in the living room on my phone being shy
I've never watched them adult flicks but I'm pretty sure you ride in there with the fan blowing in your hair then offer the pizza too her whilst in a dramatic pose. Don't quote me on that though. ?
Step 1. Get off phone Step 2. Remove excess clothing Step 3. Look cute That's supposed to work... Right?