How to Seduce My Plumber

Discussion in 'Other PIMD Discussion' started by WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. So my heating isn't working and my landlord sent a plumber over. She is super attractive and in my bedroom rn making me feel very exposed. How do i turn this into an über sexi pòrno while i sit here in the living room on my phone being shy
     
  2. You need pizza and roller blades.
     
  3. make some soup
     
  4. I only have the gross canned stuff
     
  5. I have roller blades. What am i to do with them
     
  6. Offer her a shoulder rub while she works, it’s a difficult job yknow
     
  7. LMAO i wish i were brave enough to offer strangers shoulder rubs. Am mildly considering it tho
     
  8. “How to seduce my plunder”
    Too much pimd for me already today
     
  9. yuck. then order a pizza and make her eat it
     
  10. I've never watched them adult flicks but I'm pretty sure you ride in there with the fan blowing in your hair then offer the pizza too her whilst in a dramatic pose. Don't quote me on that though. ?
     
  11. Plumber, anon. Plumber. And you're into it donut pretend
     
  12. I am already in here :( do i just put them on and do a few laps around my living room
     
  13. This is not yuck k
     
  14. I would be into it if there are donuts maybe
     
  15. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess so. If it doesn't work, you have a whole pie to yourself.
     
  16. "gross canned stuff" is very yuck.
     
  17. O rite the soup. Ya i keep that around for my soup-a-holic gf
     
  18. Tell her she must get tired on that job and uncomfortable then offer her your bed and body the end
     
  19. Step 1. Get off phone
    Step 2. Remove excess clothing
    Step 3. Look cute

    That's supposed to work... Right?