Life is a plot of soil/ All I see are weeds/ Help me in turmoil/ Tend to my needs/ Water me, I'll grow/ My roots are deep/ Dark images glow/ Sow what you reap/ I live with pesticides/ They kill any and everything/ Spit out your insides/ When the dead flowers sing/ They're reekin, stinkin/ Mouth open, decay leakin/ Empty eyes full of flies/ Dead men tell no lies/ Teach me to grow right/ Unlike the phragmites/ I gotta avoid bindweeds/ Or my colors will bleed/ I need you, my byproduct/ Kisses are photosynthesis/ Experiments we conduct/ Make me happy like this/ Everyone is allelopathic/ You're the water I lick/ Visit, I'll plant my seeds/ You're a rose amongst weeds/ I'm where the wild things are/ We can pollinate wherever/ Be the bee to my sunflower/ We're both pretty and clever/ Snore like a panda, I jest/ But I express that you're the best/ Our movie is in black and white/ I won't lose with you in my sight/ All I want is BJ/ Give a seedling a chance/ I love to watch you walk away/ But I hate to see you go/ We're connected fasho/ With plenty of assurance/ You better be commando/ If you're wearing the pants/ Help me in turmoil/ Cause all I see are weeds/ Promise to be loyal/ And I'll tend to all your needs/