when people only ever talk to me about the weather. We all have skin buddy we can all feel the cold when couples sit on the same side of the table at a restaurant when people count every small favour when the Starbucks employees mispronounces my name so sometimes I fake a a name LOL when I gotta text someone and it’s green. Pathetic. when a baby doesn’t give me attention sushi guys who only talk to you on snapchat when people butt into a conversation they weren’t invited to when homeless people make eye contact with me. that shît hurts my heart when someone calls me and I text them back and I don’t see a (...) right away how Break From Toronto is only 1 minute and 38 seconds long how I can’t eat a nature valley without having to broom the floor after when I lurk on social media and hurt my own feelings ok gn
Look here you little stupid bitch. I'll find out where you live, fuck your dog, take your mother out on a nice date and never call her back, give your father a hand shake, play video games with your brother, then I'll go to your room and rearrange everything and then I'll eat all your chicken nuggets.... this is just a warning... Ps I love and miss you
1. Stop judging me and my darling as we be adorable and sit next to each other 2. I've heard starbucks mispronounces names on purpose usually. I have a fren named Ryan and they called him 'Lion' when providing his order. He was all like 'did you actually think that was my name...?' And then the cashier confessed that they'd actually been trained to mispronounce ppls names in silly ways because then it would likely be a story they told to frens or family and then it's publicity for their shop and ppl would go visit. Maybe das what's going on with your starbucks.
When people call me period. Just text if you want to talk to me and when you call and I don't answer and text back ' what do you want?'don't call back instantly, girl doesn't want to talk
I like calling cuz I’m a bad texter but lowkey I find it so awkward ending a convo on the phone when I wanna hang up so usually I say my moms calling me and then I skrrr?♂️
1. That’s repulsive and you’ll get premature neck arthritis from turning ur head to talk to your significant other 2. I didn’t know that LOL
So to preserve my neck you want me to sit in her lap, arms around her neck while we feed each other, got it.