still accurate

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Salvia, Jan 24, 2019.



  1. figured this deserved its own thread

    i have too many stories like this
     
  2. Lmfaoooooooooooooo that is the best thing I've read in ages I'm dying
     
  3. I’m too innocent for this :(
     
  4. not anymore
     
  5. Sounds like a cup of fake news
     
  6. sounds like a cup of i wish it was
     
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  8. But balls aren’t filled with water they’re filled with semen
     
  9. My balls are full of honey/nectar.
     
  10. surprise to me considering how bitter you are
     
  11. I'm not bitter. I'm literally just one of the wisest people on the app. I block all the fu cked up people the moment they fu ck up and they expect me to forgive them, roll over and let them fu ck me over, but I'm too wise for that. You can call me bitter, I'm just too smart to allow trash to keep doing trash things to/around me. There's no redemptions, no excuses, no fabricated sob stories, no forgiveness, no time wasting... only my second favorite button after the play button on Por nHub. You should try it sometime. There's no stress, no worries, no drama, nothing. I figured you'd relate with what you've dealt with, Balloons.
     
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  13. Balls or boobs? Idgi
     
  14. During slavery times, my people knew few words, if any at all. So words are like a "hey, we've come a long way" type vibe for me. That's just how I look at it.
     
  15. it was a joke but go off i guess??
     
  16. I'm not going off, I'm getting off. Kinda hard to type with one hand and pay attention to Jade Kush at the same time on the big screen
     
  17. had to google

    you can do better