Tell Me Your Best Joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BabygirI, Jan 16, 2019.

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  1. I Will Gift Everyone Who Makes Me Laugh,"My Life" "Your Life" are not acceptable. Post as much as you want, gl.
     
    #1 BabygirI, Jan 16, 2019
  2. Your mom's life
     
    #2 Muschi, Jan 16, 2019
  3. So a father takes his teen daughter to a obgyn. Requests birth control for his daughter. The doctor shockingly asks "she's sexually active at that age?" and the father replies "I wouldn't call it active, she just lays there."
     
    #3 PoolNoodle, Jan 17, 2019
  4. My stats and my stat items
     
    #4 Aphrothena, Jan 17, 2019
  5. What does the nut say while it was chasing another nut?

    I’m a cashew
     
    #5 __Evangeline__, Jan 17, 2019
  6. Bring drugs to the airport so you can pet the dogs
     
    #6 PoolNoodle, Jan 17, 2019
  7. yo mommy yo daddy and yo nanny
     
    #7 Salvia, Jan 17, 2019
  8. Only knock up anti-vaxxers so you pay 8 years of child support instead of 18.
     
    #8 Muschi, Jan 17, 2019
  9. Anti vaxxers are a joke themselves
     
    #9 Zelda, Jan 17, 2019
  10. Why are smurfs always laughing when they run?

    • Cause the grass tickles their balls

    What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection ?

    • Quarter pounder with cheese
     
    #10 MoonxPrismxPower_TheFallen, Jan 17, 2019
  11. A joke that will never grow old, just like them
     
    #11 Muschi, Jan 17, 2019
  12. What did the dentist say to the hummingbird?

    Get out of my office, I'm not a vet.
     
    #12 Kefo, Jan 17, 2019
  13. This is disturbing asf. Only a certain type of people would find this funny.
     
    #13 Meticulous, Jan 17, 2019
  14. ^ what kind of person does one need to be to find that funny?
    Lemme find a counterexample real quick.
     
    #14 Kefo, Jan 17, 2019
  15. me??
     
    #15 kiss, Jan 17, 2019
  16. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street? He didn’t have the guts~! uwu
     
    #16 turtlebacon, Jan 17, 2019
  17. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator~!
     
    #17 turtlebacon, Jan 17, 2019
  18. How many mosquitos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two—the real question is how they got in there! UwU
     
    #18 turtlebacon, Jan 17, 2019
  19. i hate that i love this
     
    #19 Salvia, Jan 17, 2019
  20. This one had just always been my favourite.. I read it in a kids book..


    Why was the tomatoe shy ?

    Because it saw the salad dressing.


    Lololol so cute
     
    #20 HazelEyes, Jan 17, 2019
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