Let’s Waste Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SuddenlyNotMyProblem, Jan 15, 2019.

  1. Oml ? I love puppies being tucked in!
    Mine likes to sit like a human and I often ask her, "Why do you want to sit like a human when you are better than humans?" but she keeps her secrets.
     
  2. hi, enjoy one of my many “sad poems”?hope it wastes yo time

    for so long
    i’ve been
    sad
    then you came along
    we fell in love
    and made me happy
    but I feel guilty because
    i’ve become best friends
    with my sadness and
    who am i without sadness
    and who is sadness without me
     
  3. That’s dandy and all but Scooby Doos OFFICIAL first name is Scoobert c: thank me later for this useless fact
     
  4. Los Angeles’ full name is *clears throat* “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula”
     
  5. Please never do that again or I'll set the diseased vermin on you.
     
  6. It’s 9:42pm
     
  7. That’s what Facebook and imgur is for.
     
  8. Clouds, gurgled beneath the sky.
    A song spread over the eyes.
    I failed to blink and tears did tumble.
    Within that wink, the expressions did mumble.
    Words receded past the burning plains.
    Insoluble detergent raced past the deterent stains.
    Lightning tore the sky and etched into my heart.
    Questions reasoned why, and the loop did start.
     
  9. that’s so scary like what if i was one of the 12 newborns
     
  10. So frustrating my kitty is a garbage picker. I swear her dad must be a feral street cat. She likes to play w plastic bags and stalks me like a hawk every time I throw something out. I was just clipping my nails and she started to play w the pile of clippings.
     
  11. I like to rub my head on my kitty’s fur because maybe my hair feels soft to her too?
     
  12. I cooked steak for the first time today.. it went well. Although I like it well done. It was rar-ish, still some blood.
     
  13. Puts a +4 card.
     
  14. My grammar is getting worse and worse every day.
    I think using the forums is actually killing my brain cells.
     
  15. Shut up nerd, you don't have the koalafications either.
     
  16. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a pimple
    And its bcoz of u ️




    Disgusting.
     
  17. I was drunk the other night and got mad at myself ‘cause I sleep with my arm under my pillow...which means I don’t get a “cool side of the pillow” which is honestly bullshït.
     
  18. Last night I was feeding my guinea pig and when I was pouring his food in his bowl he pushed my hand away and started eating  Then I tried to continue and he almost bit my finger lmao
     
  19. One time I was giving my guinea pig a carrot. He poked his head out when he heard me walking up to him. So I showed him the carrot. He yanked it out of my hand and ran back to his little house with it  I swear Moses is greedy
     
  20. usually i love guinea pig stories

    but 0/10