CONTEST-Letter to Santa

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _PaX_, Dec 22, 2018.

  1. Tis the season, fellow PIMDers!!! Ok so don't crucify me cause I suck with coding, so this is going to be as lackluster a post as it gets! However, I wanted to hold a contest. As we all know, Santa's not real, but IF he was, what would you ask him for?? I want to see your best letters to Santa. I'm giving away great prizes for my favorite 3 and possibly a few more for honorable mentions. They can be as serious or as funny as you want to make them. Tell him why you deserve to be on the nice (or naughty?) list. Looking forward to reading them all!

    PRIZES!!!

    1ST PLACE-999EC FURNITURE ITEM!

    2ND PLACE-499EC FURNITURE ITEM!

    3RD PLACE-FREE DESK FURNITURE!

    HONORABLE MENTIONS? SOMETHING FROM MY SHOWCASE OF MY CHOOSING!!

    Let's see those letters to Santa! Winners will be chosen by me on Christmas Eve @ 10PM CST and announced Christmas morning around 10AM CST. Will gift winners that morning as well! Thanks for playing!!!
     
  2. Santa isnt real though
    Who’ll read the letters
     
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  3. The fuck do you mean Santa isn’t real??
     
  4. Santa I deserve to be on the nice list because your list is authoritarian garbage and is based on a model of morality that isn't better or worse than any other. My own sense of morality says that I was a good boy this year so I demand that you act fairly and give me the means for my sustenance without me serving you or doing any labor whatsoever this year.

    I want you, Santa Marx, to implement a universal basic income and to give it to everyone regardless of what they have done. Whether they have been naughty, nice, or even been present within society.

    Also equal rights for all, abolish slavery, yadda yadda yadda, and I want you to fund me avocado on toast and coffee for every day this year.

    Ty
     
  5. I'm playing Santa, Ho Ho Ho, ya know?
     
  6. Dear Santa, I'm on both lists.. I'm a good mix of good (to all) and naughty (only for my hubby) All I want for Xmas is all I care for to have a fantastic holiday and get everything they want.
    Signed : Me
     
  7. Go be hot somewhere else
     
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  8. My letter to Santa


    Dear Santa, all I can ask for is for my 2018 to end on a good note! This year has been one of my toughest year ever, I guess this is what “adulting” feels like and i know there will be more to come in the coming years. Despite that I’m grateful that I managed to continue surviving with the help of my family and friends who support me 24/7  So I just want 2018 to end nicely with the companion of my friends and family members who stuck with me throughout ?
     
  9. YES
     
  10. Dear Santa,
    This year for Christmas I would like for my family to get along. Oh and I think I'm on both lists, I can be very naughty at times but I'm usually very nice. I would appreciate it if you put me on the nice list though as I am mostly nice 
    Sincerely,
    Smolmaria
     
  11. Dear santa i want a Gold fish just one also i think i should be on the nice list because i was severely attacked by someone in a wheel chair i was just walkin behind them and they farted and they just zoomed off and i didnt even get mad and chase them so i deserve to be on the nice list ?
     
  12. What do you mean Santa isn’t real though?

    Wow.... ruined my childhood 
     
  13. Some peoplr think santa is real and some people don't think he's real. Be tolerant of others' opinions!

    Saying that their opinion ruined your childhood is controversial, problematic, and offensive!
     
  14. Dear Satan,

    I wish for my dyslexia to be cured this Christmas.
     
  15. Dear Santa,

    I hope I am nice enough for you this year, I hope I deserve your kindness, All I want for Christmas is my mom to notice me, I know she choose her boyfriend over me but just this once Santa, Atleast just for Christmas. I know I was a bit naughty this year but I had to cause I don't know how i'll survive my own self, you know I've been through alot of these past few years, depression is evil but I am surviving don't worry. That's all I want for Christmas Santa my Mom, I hope you touch her heart. Thank you and Merry Christmas!

    Love,
    Sen
     
  16. I’m sorry for offending anyone 
     
  17. (don't know if I did this correct but here goes nothing)

    Dear santa,
    I would like to have my wife have the gift of a happy Christmas this year. I know your busy often but she is hardworking, dedicated and puts others before herself. she deserves a good and happy Christmas. This woman puts a smile on everyone's face she comes across. Her jokes,her laugh her presence...is like having a angel in the room. This Christmas I don't want objects,I don't believe she wants objects either. The one thing I think she wants is a true Happy Christmas,full of family events. She has gone through many things in life and with family even but I want for the holidays for her mind to be at ease.

    (I know Santa isn't real,but worth a try)
    Sincerely,lib
    [MERRY CHRISTMAS!]
     
  18. Dear Sant-catz

    For Christmas i want to be able to farm anyone who annoys me at my home club and not be banned for the 8th time
    *cough*ill intentions stop being cry babies *cough*
     
  19. GIVE ME SOME  . ATA DID NO GAVE ME THE FROSH STARTER PACK . IVE LOST MONEY ? ITS NOT EASY TO EARN MONEY .