PIMD Pick up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HotCookie, Dec 18, 2018.

  1. IM DEAD
     
  2. In.cest isn't legal though... nor is feacher/student, nor is principal/student, nor is drunk girls (you can serve time in prison for taking advantage of a drunk woman)... just because they're 18 years of age, that doesn't make in.cest legal.
     
  3. Awe. Support
     
  4. Do you work at Subway?

    Cause you just me a foot long. ?
     
  5. JARED FROM SUBWAY
     
  6. Let’s see there was... “Your poems in forums are really good do you have any more?”

    Oh and ahhh who can forget... “XXXX is a bad person and I have ss proof that I can show you.”

    Also... “You probably hate me but if you give me a chance, I can show you I am a decent person.”

    Last but not least...

    “If a guy comes and puts you in a bag... don’t worry that’s just santa...

    I told him I wanted you for christmas.”

    :/
     
  7. I'd like to admire your benttoes over dinner 
     
  8. “Hi I’m Tyler” usually works for me
     
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  9. Then it must also work for Tyler 2.0
     
  10. Doubtful that guys a muppet
     
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  11. :lol: