PIMD Pick up Lines

I'm hypnotized by your kitty and I want to eat that kini right off of you.

But that's not a pickup line- just trying to tell you how I feel.

 

No, you.

 

Let's combine our chibis to make a Bento.


How the f I come up with this ??

 

Me: lemme smash
Snark action: aight bet

 

i’d make your cookie very hot ?

 

B=========================D

 

Looks like you’re lacking some vitamin pimD. I can fix that

I’ll take my furni now. Kthx.

 

If you're a girl and you ask someone to let you unload on them, you're suggesting that you have a pp

 

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Can we not have this discussion in forums?

 

"wanna rp? ďîŕţý"

 

Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast. 

 

WANNA RP????
1)mommy and 18 daughter
2)teacher student
3)best friends
4)roommates
5)girl and robber
6)aroused aunt and cute and 18 niece
7)cheerleader coach
8)shy girl popular girl
9)neighbors
10)cousins
11)drunk girls at party
12)sisters
13)babysitter and parent
14)girlfriends
15)person in 1st class and flight attendant
16)girl with pp and female
17)principal student
18)friends going shopping
19)mom and daughters aroused girlfriend
20)bad girl and good girl
21)daughter catches moms girlfriend playing w/ herself
22)boss and assistant
23)yoga instructor and client
24)friends with benefits
25) babysitter and mom
26)public intercourse
27)shy girl and aroused girl
30)principal student
32)maid and rich women
33)sisters best friend
34)blackmail (can go with any role)
35)masseuse and client 36)Pool intercourse 37)car intercourse
(Sent to me by Princess3016, I also edited to make no censored and make some legal)

 

but what if one of them is a dude? do they have to play a fem role too? ^

 

Yes

 

My mrs refuses to drive n ride with me 

 

Riiiiip

 

'It to dageris' ??

 

16 lmao

 

How do you feel about farming?
Cause I want to take you to a strip farm war. Let me strip all of your tuts off of you and milk you all night long.