This happened few months ago.I went to work accidentally wearing my dress inside out. Worse part is that my manager is the one who noticed and told me that I wore it the wrong way!Lol. Luckily my officemates were soo busy that they didnt see. My confidence went from 100 to zero that day ?
i can’t think of a funny story right now, but i have a glitch in the matrix type of wtf story. one time i was taking my contacts out and i realized i could still see perfectly out of one eye, right after taking the contact out of it. i touched it and realized there was ANOTHER contact in my eye, and to this day i have no idea how that was even possible
During one of my pledge seasons, one of the senior members of the marching band/older fraternity brothers decided for whatever reason to starting bringing half of a mannequin (upper half) to the football games to help the band cheer the home team to victory (which is something that the football team rarely had my university tbh). The band quickly nicknamed the mannequin “Ted”... probably because he was pale white and that was just the first name we could think of. (Now before I continue, I will tell you that one of the classic band cheers goes on to say something to the effect of Call: “Heyyyyy band!!! “ To which the band responds... “Heyyyy what!!!!???” Call: “What do we want?” Response: “We want a touchdown!!!” Call: “When do we want it? “ Response : “Now!!!”) Now about Ted.... Ted typically rocked a nice light blue and yellow patterned Hawaiian shirt (worn open with a white tank underneath), square plastic framed sunglasses, neon pink wrist watch/calculator, an assortment wigs, earring on the right ear and a fedora, even though it was freezing outside at times. Eventually, he was also given a purple blazer and like 6 gold chains to complete the look. After like 3 appearances, Ted was more popular than the entire football team, often getting the entire home side of the stands to chant “Ted!!! Ted!!! Ted!!!”.... Anyway... During another typical, boring, losing, home game, the band got a little too lit or somn because the tuba players dropping dat bass... and Ted took a slight tumble down the stands while attempting to perform the dab or somn idk. Before Ted went crashing to the ground below, the crowd, who was paying more attention to Ted than the actual football game, let out a horrified “Gasp!”, followed by an “Awww”, and the band cheer leader damn near fell out of the stands trying to rescue Ted from certain doom. As Ted laid on the ground below, missing a whole arm (because that was the only thing that the band leader managed to keep a hold of, which still had the pink neon wrist watch/calculator on it) and having a completely shattered torso, the school mascot quickly ran over to take a knee for poor Ted. The dance team, (who were different from the cheerleaders) also pretended to mourn the loss of poor injured Ted, joining the mascot in taking a knee, while Ted was rescued and carried from the field below. Feeling the need to lighten the mood, the band leader calmed the surprisingly quiet and concerned crowd. He shouted, “Ted is gone, but not forgotten.... His school spirit shall live on!” The band and crowd both cheered loudly as the losing players on the home field sidelines turned around to look into the stands to see what all the commotion was about. Then, the band cheer leader proceeded to raise Ted’s arm high into the air, to which the crowd erupted, responding, by repeatedly chanting, “Arm! Arm! ARM! ARM!!!!....” After a little bit of time, what was left of Ted was returned to the band. Apparently, only the head was still salvageable besides the arm that the band cheer leader still was holding. So Ted, was reduced to only a head and an arm. After about 20 minutes or so, the band cheer leader yells out, “Hey Band!!!” to which the band responded, “Hey What?!!!. The band cheer leader then yells out, “What do we want?”, as he lifts Ted’s disembodied head high into the air. This prompted a roaring chant from the band and crowd of “Head!!! Head!!! Head!!! Head!!!....” This was followed by a lot of cheering and laughing... (including the drum majors and the band director, who tried to show disapproval, but ended up turning red in the face with laughter/slight embarrassment himself) which left the football players and staff on the sidelines looking back at the home crowd wondering what the hell was going on. When the band took the field for the halftime show, the announcer introduced the performance over the loudspeaker as usual, but with an additional note. “This performance is dedicated to Ted.” The crowd started chanting, “TED!!! TED!!! TED!!!.... I attended nearly every home football/basketball game in hs and college and there were a lot of good moments, but this was by far the most memorable.
I got suspended for running in the halls then got suspended again while I was being reinstated back into school
My little nephew is the funniest/ weirdest kid I know. At my sister's wedding he walked across the isle during the ceremony to show me a Playmobil man who looked like my boyfriend. To his credit it really did
When i was like 11 i saved a dude from getting stabbed and didn't even know it til after. Was sitting on the bus with 2 friends, a guy and a girl, and this dude gets on who knows my female friend. Anyway, they're chatting and start arguing and i got bored so i started to tune them out. Was daydreaming and ig i started swinging my legs. So we get to school and i get pulled outta class and the police are in the principles office and they're all like 'we need you to write a report about the incident on the bus this morning' and i was like 'wut' and apparently while i was off in my own world the dude pulled a knife on my male fren and i swung my legs at that exact moment which kinda blocked him and then dude with the knife thought better of it and put his knife away. Was an accidental hero, defs never woulda put my leg out like that knowing there was a knife
So one day in 6th grade(during the time I was taller than most boys) and swinging from the monkey bars on the playground, my crush was close to me watching. And I took this opportunity to swing really fast (skipping some bars , to prove I was strong and awesome) anywho after some time he said I was lucky to be so tall. And I replied “not really” then he asked me why, but I wasn’t expecting him to respond back I just said that so he doesn’t feel bad about his shortness and because I didn’t want to seem like a prick by not answering I said the first thing that popped into my mind which was “well short people are lucky too cuz they can fit into small spaces” at the time I didn’t realize this could be offensive. I was like yeah bish I cant hide in small places for hide and go seek anymore like you can, but now I realize that must’ve embarrassed him cuz it sounded like I called him a dwarf
So my sisters and I have this long going joke about something that happened when I was about 12/13. So we had a girls night and we all spent the night at my older sisters house. We all wanted pizza so we went down to the dominos to get some. And as we walked in I noticed this cute guy working there and so I told my sisters and they were like which one and I whispered the brown one bc I didn’t know how else to describe him and I didn’t want to point. We were legit crying from laughing so hard and now it’s become an inside joke for us.
Actually trying to find something funny, don't really have idea right know, but as a preparator in pharmacy, I can tell you, you don't imagine how much people put suppository in their nose..