Okay so I’m late to this one but I’ll make it up to u with a good story This poor chicken, a hen to be specific, is in labor. She’s about to burst any second, dude. But she’s across the street from her coop at a little farmers market that she visits every weekend to peck at some seeds near a vegetable cart. She didn’t think she was so close to popping. The head rooster said she still had a week left! How was she supposed to know?! Now, it’s not a weekday, but that doesn’t stop 5 o’clock traffic from being busy. It doesn’t matter how many times that pedestrian crossing button is pressed. But she needs to get across that damn road. She can’t pop out eggs at a FARMERS MARKET. WHAT IF THEY TAKE HER CHILDREN?! And that’s why the chicken is crossing the road.
Ofc she made it! Mama instincts kicked in and she RAN when she could! Now she would’ve mad it either way buuut.. There might’ve been a tad bit of a crash because someone slammed to a stop to not chance hitting her and got their back bumped a little but uh,,, Her babies are okay and that’s what matters!
Nonsense Philosophy: The chicken didn't actually cross the road. It was a hologram crossing the road as a part of social experiment to see if people on the road would stop their cars to let the chicken cross the road safely or would they ignore the poor animal's existence. One small step for a chicken, one giant leap for mankind.
It was eating a trail of maize spilt across the road by the farmer who had dragged a torn bag of maize to go plant on the farm across the road
Well like mighty mouse, he thinks "here I come to save the day!!!" And off he goes using a cape but also because his strength is so much more than ours that when he jumps on earth it looks like he's flying, if he did the same thing on his plant it would just look like he jumped.
To spread its feathers of wisdom on the road of life.....which hosts the heroes of the gods of olympus. I think this is philosophical enough
o i was surprised to see quite a lot of unique answers tbh. was expecting just repetition in answers. today is a new day, and with a new day, is a new question! ☃ today's rewards ? ☃ ❀ yay stat items ❀ ❀ random furniture ❀ ❀ gift to signify how much you suck ❀ it was bloody 37 celsius yesterday. and i had to attend a graduation. holy balls ya'll. ☃ question of the day ☃ on December 8, 2018 QoTD: If you're already Tracer, how are you also Widowmaker? Answer Genre: Nonsensical or Philosophical New Rule: I'll only be accepting unique answers! I'll tell you if your answer is not unique! ☃ special thanks for donations ☃ ellliii good luck, wannabe dev, rynn - why is pewds not in yt rewind -
I do not understand the question - so will avoid entering lol, but tbe graduation was your cousins, I'm guessing? Congrats it whomeever it was
Oh, it was a meme question. I think I might add two questions and its up to you guys which you'd like to answer. It was! I've got another grad to attend on Monday too. It's graduation season here.
^nope, just two. hai, i'll add two qotd today, cause i realized that memes are cryptic and hard to catch up with. please take a look below! today is a new day, and with a new day, is a new question! ☃ today's rewards ? ☃ ❀ yay stat items ❀ ❀ random furniture ❀ ❀ gift to signify how much you suck ❀ it was bloody 37 celsius yesterday. and i had to attend a graduation. holy balls ya'll. ☃ question of the day ☃ on December 8, 2018 QoTD: If you're already Tracer, how are you also Widowmaker? Answer Genre: Nonsensical or Philosophical OR QoTD: Dish out original pickup lines. Answer Genre: Unique, Original and actually good. If I've heard of it, I will not gift you. Will also not gift if it's just.. bad. New Rule: I'll only be accepting unique answers! I'll tell you if your answer is not unique! ☃ special thanks for donations ☃ ellliii good luck, wannabe dev, rynn - why is pewds not in yt rewind -
Okay... aparrantly most of my pick up lines are dorky af, or weird - so this is the only 'cool ' pick up line I know. If you Left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right is Christmas... can I come visit between the holidays?
First of all tysm for the second question.. I've been doing pickup line of the day thing daily with my rs and the first ever thing that came to my mind was - "You're so sweet and beautiful by heart, that I forgot all the pickup lines I read"