I’m lowkey giving away my showcase so if u have a funny life story, share it with us and if it makes me laugh I’ll give you an item out my showcase. If it doesn’t make me laugh idk ill still probably gift you who knows it’d be better if the story was based on real life events, but I’m aware a few of you have no lives so if you must make it up there’s no way I can fact check merry Christmas
I shared this before in another thread but it's still the most embarrassing thing I ever did. They really aren't lying when they say pads can't be flushed.
I am adopted, that's pretty funny? Just kidding it sucks xD So not my story but my buddy broke up with his gf 2 years ago because he wasnt ready to be a step dad, 3 months later he got a girl pregnant ?
I used the word faucet in stead of tap and this random ass, rude, but also TV famous comedian ripped into me for using it... Like... Is it not a faucet? No. ur a loon. I'll just pour you a receptacle of faucet water... Let's go and faucet the keg.. Let's go faucet dancing...
just happened to me!! was on a full mrt trynna listen to music. the volume isn't right as I keep turning it up, but it still sounds kinda distant. realized I plugged in the charger to the powerbank but not my headphone. they all judged me as dip by tyga played so loud. the embarassment never fades
When I was little, my mother would dress me in this little jean skirt with suspenders, cause I guess suspenders were all the rage back in the day. Anyway, I was at the park on the monkey bars and my skirt got hooked on one of the bolts. And I got stuck floating 5 feet in the air. I started this horrid mixture of crying and laughing and snotting. My mom just stood there and took pictures.
Okay so this happened this morning that my class finds funny so maybe u will too idk but university is a strange fucking place I have class today right, and it's upstairs in one of the buildings that's right beside a set of dorms. I'm too lazy to walk through the whole building to the elevator so I just take the three flights of stairs (my poor calves) I'm walking up the second flight and all of the sudden there's this person taking like THREE STEPS AT A TIME??? BUT THAT'S NOT ALL HE WAS IN A FUCKING BANANA COSTUME ITS 30° OUTSIDE AND CLOUDY AND HES IN A BANANA COSTUME I almost scream and my orange juice almost goes everywhere (thank god for holding onto railings-) as this giant of a dude in a fucking banana costume darts up the stairs by me and he sounds like he's fucking yodeling with his phone on his stupid selfie stick thay was probably recording and got my dUmbass reaction that'll probably be on YouTube
when we were little, my cousin (girl) and i tried to p e e standing like our cousins (boys) to see who can p e e the farthest
I cant edit anymore but I have an update There is apparently a guy in a gorilla suit running around campus trying to find the banana guy I refuse to believe 2018 is real life
if you can find this video with your reaction in it I’ll give you my last fucking PIMD crate. That’d be gold.
There’s this one in pe class when I was in high school. We’re doing a sprint. I stretched and get ready and I was actually excited because I love to play tag. And then when it was my turn, my classmates were quiet and then I saw my crush from the other section watching me. Then poooof. I was so fast that I stumbled and fell on my face My whole class laughed at me?
So i play soccer in my free time and like 2 years ago when we had training we did an exercise where we had to jump like kangaroos over small fences. Well when it was my turn the first four jumps went fine but then at the final jump my left foot got stuck in the shoe lace of my right one and i just faceplanted right in the grass. I could laugh about it cuz it was mad stupid tbh
Well let's try. It's both funny and disgusting. You see,I'm a nurse and I used to work in hospital. So,during a shift,I had to collect a blood sample from some really lovely lady. The problem is,by the time I got into the treatment room to put the blood from the seringe into the blood bottles it coagulated. So over the sink I was trying to save as little as possible. At I was pushing on it and pushing and pushing until the pressure got so high that blood basically exploded EVERYWHERE and I got my face,uniform,hair,treatment room,covered in blood. Luckly I was the only one in there so I cleaned my face fast and all my colleagues got to see was my dirty uniform and a messy treatment room ?