“And they were roommates!” “..oh my god they were roommates” “STOP I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT” “UR NOT MY DAD.. you always wanna hear somethin’.. ugly ass fuckin’ noodle head” “I mean, FOUR female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!” **cue music** “I’m an adult virgin!”
"who's that pokemon?" "ITS PIKACHUUUU" "it's Clefairy" "FUÛUUUUUCK" "hey how much money do you have?" "Like 69¢" "ugh you know what that means?" *Starts crying* "I don't have enough money for chicken nugget* "You can't sit with us" "actually Megan I can't sit anywhere I have hemorrhoids" "I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF" "There's only one thing worse than a ràpist. Boom." "A child" "no" "Hahaha hey it's your boy.. ugh... Skinny pénis" "So no head?" *Jumps on skateboard and breaks it*
I WANNA BE A YO-YO MAN HE CRIED, MAKE ME A YO-YO MAN BUT THE YO-YO MASTER DID NOT ANSWER-HE JUST KEPT ON YOING WHAT THE FÜÇK IS UP KYLE? NO, WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT THE FÜÇK DUDE? STEP THE FÜÇK UP KYLE KIDS SPILL JUICE ON YOUR FAVORITE DRESS, HEY ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, HOW DO YOU THINK THE KIDS GOT HERE?? Ummm... I never went to oovoo javer... So you just gone bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift HEY...THANKS FOR CHECKING IN IM STILL A PEICE OF GARBAGE FÜCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME ADAM STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE, CHICKEN LITTLE IS A COWARD AND I AM NOT A COWARD LOOK AT ALL DOS CHICKENS ARE THOSE HELIUM BALLOONS??? MR.KRABS IS ONE THICC BIHHHHH, LEMME SEE THAT KRUSSY I really like vines
My sister and I are always yelling vines at each other, these are our favorites: “You know what? I’m about to say it... I don’t care that you broke your elbow” Mom: What do you have in your hand *kid running* A KNIFE! Mom: NOOOOO! “I want a church girl, to go to church, and read her biiibleee” Megan: you can’t sit with us! Girl: actually Megan, I can’t sit anywhere.... I have hemorrhoids. Look at alllll those chickens! Look at all those bats.... I frickin love Halloween
"dad can you sing me a bedtime song?" "sure, son" "really?" "ShuT tHe f uP anD gO To SLeEeeEp" "thanks, da-" "OH sHuT thE f Up an-" "There's only one race. The human race." *SLAP* "WHAT ABOUT NASCAR"