I don't know if this is funny (but my parents laugh about it). Soooo, they said I was very picky back in my 1 to 4 year-old days and I refused to drink from milk bottles. My parents were forced to let me drink milk using teaspoons and they would spend an hour sitting with me just to finish one full glass.
When i was around 2 years old, I filled the toilet with everything I could find around the bathroom. Shampoo bottles, hairspray, toothbrushes, deodorants - I put everything in the toilet! When my mom walked in I just sat there smiling, so proud hahah. I still got the picture :’)
When me and my sister where like 5 years old we woke up and got out of out beds. We then walked to the closet and took a pot of Baby Powder and started putting it on each other. My mom founds us 30 minutes later totslly covered in that powder and it took her 1h long to totally clean us in the bathtub
My sister had a favorite Lego and I was gonna take it so she stuck it up her nose and then we had to go to the hospital to get it removed.
So when I was young, I was doing Karate. I'm a complete noob about it. We we're doing sit ups at that time and I'm having a hard time coz I dont really exercise. So my sensei noticed me having a hard time and lend me a hand, she stepped on my foot and urged me to do it. So I forced myself to do some sit ups and instead suddenly farted really loud. Everyone heard it and my sensei was shocked and said *oh!* . And yall know the outcome, everyone laughed at me.
I was out camping when I was little and they were cleaning the toilets so we had to go pee in the bush. Being the bright child I was I didn't squat enough and well I peed all down my leg and filled my shoes. I had to waddle back drenched in my own urine where everyone proceeded to laugh at me as I cried.
Not a super long one.. but here we go. So as a child (very young child, might I add. Around 2 years old) apparently I had become obsessed with Peter Pan the Disney movie, with good reason, it’s awesome. So after many hours watching and re-watching it, I had convinced myself that of course it was all 100% real. And so, in my confused child state, I decided that if I climbed on top of a shelving unit and jumped off, i could fly. I could not. I fell. The shelving unit fell on my head. But hey I’m alive and with a big scar on my forehead too.
When I was in kindergarten my mom did my hair all cute and I went up to my teacher and said “I have bugs in my hair” she cringed so bad she sent me to the office and called my mom to pick me up They were ladybug ? elastics you know the cool cute ones from the 90’s Needless to say I still had to go home
When I was a young, my favorite all time movie was Beauty & The Beast. My mom could see how much I liked it. This when vhs was still cool. ? My mom bought the dress up clothes with them plastic heals, the tea set even down to the vanity. Back in the 90’s I seen my mom as a beautiful woman to wearing make up. So I thought to myself why can’t I? I went to her room where in her closet she kept all her things far from reach. So I climbed up to the top. It had to be at least 6-7 feet tall. She came up stairs to see what I was doing. My mom couldn’t believe her eyes when she seen me. I ran sacked her makeup bag, hair spray and bobby pins.... That day she had to think twice where to put her stuff. ? Sad note.. I had that makeup all over my face, it took her days to get it off my face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another one was I had bangs growing up as well from the 90’s and thought that I could do my hair myself?? ? think again! My bangs were so short, it looked like I had a cow lick and it was sticking straight up. Even worse picture day wasn’t far way either ? MrsSmash_De_Saison
I've had my oldest and first dog since third grade. She's the sweetest thing on earth, I know she doesn't have much longer but there a few things that apparently my grandparents found extremely funny when I was younger when we first got her. Seeing as I hadn't had a dog before I didn't know any better and I would go around eating her dog food (it made my hair shiny so that's a plus). Then once she got out of her fence so I lured her back with pizza because she wouldn't listen to anyone ???
Okay, i finally thought of one. When i was 16, myself and some of my hooligan friends decided to go drinking in the park one night. After a couple hours of vanilla Smirnoff vodka and cokes, someone suggested we go streaking through the park. It had gotten quiet, and was probably past midnight at that point, so we stripped down and started running. All was fun until someone started yelling "cops". We all panicked and bolted across the park, where i climbed a 6 foot wire fence still naked, then proceeded to fall from the top of the fence. I not only completely winded myself as i fell on my back from 6 feet up, but i also landed in a prickle bush. So, naked and bleeding, i hobbled my way back to my friend's house. Now that i look back on it, probably the reason why i hate vodka now.