1. When I was younger around Christmas time when everything is chaotic my family and I were at a Toys’R’Us store rip tho and I wandered off like any smart kid would do, my family ended up paying for things and actually left the store and drove off without me for about 10-15 minutes before coming back to find me ? sadly one day this story won’t make any sense now that the store is dead and I wish they left me there for good because that’s like any kids dream. 2. Also when I was younger in third grade, my female teacher would often have her boyfriend come visit during the school day and one day during recess, being the non social child I was, went back into the classroom to stay inside and ended up being curious what was inside a big clear container under where coats/bags go, inside among other things was a pair of adult female underwear similar to the green 499 default pair im sure y’all can guess what this meant? some kids ended up coming inside just after my find and saw and it became voiced when the teacher was back in the room that I found them. I later wrote about this in the memories thing in yearbooks kinda long stories but o whale
Well the stupidest and dumbest thing I done is stealing my brother money and now he won't talk to me anymore....I deserve it
How do you mix a boiled egg? Ik 12 min was too long, that's why it's stupid I shouldn't have listened to Google.
Idk tbh. When i was like 5 me and these girls I knew used to take those smelly markers that smell like fruit and stuff and colour our teeth with them. Back in grade one, in our minds, having pink/purple/blue teeth was the hottest thing.
I was with my friend in highschool and we wanted to go to a club very bad but one of my friends had very controlling parents so we all wanted to help her so she could come with us. So she suggested me to call her parents and ask for a pijamas party or smtg. And when I was at the phone I just said at first without paying attention: "we're going to have a PJ's party in the club" Lollll everyone was facepalming
My boyfriend and I once blew a condom filled with cum after an intercourse, like a balloon and called it a cumquat. Then we started throwing it around.Point aside, it was 3am on the morning and we were high
For past month l was living at my friends and on my first day l accidentaly locked in her bf brother, poor guy had to climb out the window (2nd floor) for work. Best part is that her bf came back home and climbed through same window back home ?♀️
I work at a salon/spa and i was getting my hair coloured at the end of the day. They didn't have time to wash it for me so i planned on driving home and washing it at home. Something i have done a few times before, no big deal. I forgot i had to get gas before driving home so i get out of my car with colour soaking my hair, a plastic bag on my head to keep everything tidy, and clips holding everything together. Already embarrassed i fill my gas tank, go to get back in my car and I've locked my keys inside the car! Luckily there was a tow truck also getting gas, begged him for help, lookin like a crazy lady. So glad he helped me out but i was so embarrassed.
It was years ago; We had a surprise test about physics or chemistry and barely none in my class was ready for that. So we thought about running away but.. I had stink bombs lol I throw it all in class and in the corridor and it ended with 4 classes going out because was imposible to breath lol A hero. An expelled hero I was.
I was 8 and put my foot under the back tire of my mom's car while she was reversing asking myself .. "Would this hurt?".. Why yes , yes it fucking would. ?