Ask MountainGod: My brothers dog?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MountainGod, Sep 23, 2018.

  1. Yo, I been having some issues with my brothers dog!!!! Every time I use the bathroom, he comes in and just watches me. It’s really getting to piss me off!!!! What should I do!!!!

    Honestly the dogs a Peeping Tom. If he dose this every time, I would just kick him, don’t kick him to hard but hard enough that he learns his lesson.

    I was reading up on Ivan Pavlov, just use his experiment, every time the dog stares at you while you’re doing your business, just kick it. Then after the third time, the dog will learn his lesson.

    Or.......just lock the door!

    -MountainGod
     
  2. If you got a question just contact me, I always got an answer.
     
  3. What the fuck is wrong with you ? You don’t punish the dog. Just leave him outside of the room.

    You literally know nothing about animals. Dogs and cats do that because you’re their pack, usually a higher up. Just like they trust you to watch them while they use the bathroom in order to protect them, they want to protect you. Don’t kick the dog for wanting you to be safe.

    Stop spewing your bullshit, you’re literally an ignorant kid who knows nothing?

    Don’t hurt an animal for doing literally NOTHING wrong
     
  4. I kick my dog numerous times a day and he still doesn’t make me a pizza plz help!jk but no, don’t kick the dog just close the door like anyone with common sense
     
  5. You need to teach it how to make pizza first ?‍♂️

    Then once it learns, then kick it, but not to hard
     
  6. No, he should automatically know how to make me a pizza as he is mans best friend after all. I should get to be lazy and have him do it all or else kicks
     
  7. Just trade your dog in, and get another one. Best option.
     
  8. But then what can I kick instead for disobeying me, the human, master race?
     
  9. What can you hold without touching it at all?
     
  10. Someone life ? or maybe your breath
     
  11. Guess again bird brain.
     
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  12. Hey man don’t insult birds like that

    They could probably give better advice than him and seem smarter at this point
     
  13. Relax ?.
    I’m trying to see if he can handle the question. Geez each post he’s made you’ve insulted him in multiple ways and I make a little comment and you jump on me like I blew up the twin towers. Yeesh someone needs to hold their puppy back for a second.
     
  14. ??? I wasn’t being very serious lmao. If it was @ him it would be rude, but I know he has an issue with animals so I thought it’d be funny, damn  Take a chill pill fam, issa joke I say to everyone who uses “bird brain”

    Quick edit tho: on almost every post he’s made, he’s had a good handful of people get at him. I just got ticked at this thread because, joking or not, he’s wanting to hurt an animal for doing nothing wrong. Just wanted to get that out ??‍♀️ I wasn’t jumping at you if I have a problem wit him
     
  15. someone needs to kick you tbh.

    not too hard, but hard enough so that you stop posting in forums.
     

  16. Oh now I know ?
     
  17. omg ^^^  love that ?
     
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  19. So you wouldn't kick a peeping tom? Seems like this lil ho is into voyeurism.
     
  20. OP next time the dog comes in again, it means it didn't learn its lesson.

    So kick harder fam