It's kinda cute tbh

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sleepwalk, Sep 22, 2018.


  1. A few days ago, I found this little (huge) guy sitting on my shoe box. He's still alive but he doesn't move much unless I poke him (then he'll move like a step or two but that's it).

    Anywho, this is a giant ass flippin grasshopper. If I was to try and hold it, it literally wouldn't fit in my hand. I won't keep him hostage, but for now I'm calling him my pet.

    I don't have a name for him yet.
     
  2. George

    Also tell him I love him


    And let him go outside soon he might be scared
     
  3. I'm trying to find a way to capture him and let him outside without hurting both of us bcuz if he tries to jump, I'm gonna freak :'(
     

  4. Also, doesn't he kinda look like a shrimp that grew legs?
     
  5. People look like shrimp that grew legs
     
  6. What a mood
     
  7. Explain this
     
  8. Squish that demon
     
  9. NO NO NO
    also, he vanished, I'm scared
     
  10. name it crush. or bruce, idk
     
  11. Look @ u
     
  12. WOW WHAT, RUDE AF??
     
  13. Should I have called you a clown fishy? ?
     
  14. Clownfish are cute, shrimp are scary :'(
     
  15. Shrimp have feelings too :(
     
  16. The other day I was walking home and I noticed a bird on the ground that looked like it was digging for worms...

    but it was frozen still, mid-motion

    and I was sort of confused. I couldn't tell if it was just standing there or if it was frozen, mid-motion, because it looked like it was digging up worms.

    So I stopped and I looked closer, whistled at it, and it did nothing.

    I wondered if it was dead. Maybe it had a heart attack or something. Or maybe a paralysis tick attacked it.

    I've never seen or noticed this before so I pulled out my phone and was about to start recording when it started to move again, picking at the worms.

    I figure it was just sleeping. But it was like mid-day, on the ground, and seemingly mid-activity.
    I guess sleep came without warning for that fellow.
     
  17. ^ narcoleptic bird
     
  18. Storm system moving through. Birds go crazy when the weather changes
     
    • The size of your hand? Damn. Big grasshopper. Last one I found wasn't quite that big, but he wouldn't shut up. Is he making noises?

      Just coax him into a shoe box or Tupperware or something with a top you can carry him outside in.... When you find him I guess.
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