Help Me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -NKL-N00B, Sep 14, 2018.

  1. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past twenty minutes wiping my ass but there is just no end to it!! You know those poops that clog you up and then break off and you're left with a chunk you have to wipe off but no matter how hard you try IT NEVER STOPS COMING OUT and I've almost used up an entire roll!!

    And I used the last 5 wet wipes I had left at the beginning (rookie mistake, I know)


    WHAT DO I DO??? This shít wont end! Literally!


    Should I just say fùck it and take a shower?
     
    #1 -NKL-N00B, Sep 14, 2018
  2. sending good vibes ur way man
     
    #2 Muschi, Sep 14, 2018
  3. Sounds like a shower would help, man. Godspeed.
     
    #3 Raige_, Sep 14, 2018
  4. 
     
    #4 Whorchata, Sep 14, 2018
  5. Invest in a bidet!
     
    #5 HellaIsabella, Sep 14, 2018
  6. I’m sorry, I read this and just started laughing my ass off. 

    Hopefully you took a shower and got that shit fixed. 
     
    #6 QueenJack, Sep 14, 2018
  7. Should’ve bought some more of those wet wipes, toilet paper never does the job as good
     
    #7 James, Sep 14, 2018
  8. Jopo use sandpaper
     
    #8 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Sep 14, 2018
  9. Can't relate.

    What's wrong with your diet?
     
    #9 Kefo, Sep 14, 2018
  10. how do i unread this
     
    #10 ABarcode, Sep 14, 2018
  11. Just don't forget to flush when you're ur done :smile:
     
    #11 oMarKins, Sep 14, 2018
  12. :eek: a ghost
     
    #12 Kefo, Sep 14, 2018
  13. Flush and then sit lower down on the seat and you won't have to shower
     
    #13 Jason, Sep 14, 2018
  14. DIY bidet
     
    #14 Muschi, Sep 14, 2018
  15. bump
     
    #15 Boobs, Sep 15, 2018
  16. Eat vegetables. And invest in a stool. It's healthier to squat the way they do in asian countries.
     
    #16 WhoTfIsWesday, Sep 15, 2018
  17. gross
     
    #17 -Just_A_Noob-2, Sep 20, 2018
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