This one time at band camp... I farted near the camp fire. Oh' boy. Poor little Shelly. She wore a wig for half the school year. She hates my guts now. I still walk the hallways and scream," Shelly, I'll hold it in next time!"
If money is the root of all evil, lets plant it all, and burn down the evil forest that grows from it.
Didn't you start with the prettiest lie of all (the giveaway)? a lie in general: I love you and only YOU and will forever continue to do so...
I eat puppies and kittens for breakfast and take my showers in my enemies blood. I live in a 90's McDonald's ballot filled with black mambas. I raise their children.