Hello Ladies, Gentlemen, Yeomen, and Peasants, I hope you all are doing well. I have finally met my match. A certain detective caught onto my wicked scheme. Yes, I refer to Mr. Encyclopedia Brown himself, mysteriousdetective! When I first saw him on the Forums, I tried to stop him. I even tried to misdirect him. I had my henchmen work their magic. However, I failed. Every second he got closer and closer to the truth. I can no longer hide my crimes! The scarlet letter burns bright on my chest! I have been plotting to get the roleplayers, noobs, and part fairies to revolt against A Thinking Ape, Inc., the Developers, and the Moderators in order to make me the Autocrat of this Campus (and then Constantine XII, Emperor of Rome, but that is another story for another time). I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling detective and his threads! I first put my plan into action when I created the Student Government. It failed, but my goal was to put out the idea of a Student Government, so one could be created later. Then, I waited and lurked; I built my street cred. Then, I gained followers. Then, I created the Crabs Petition in order to get the Players to remember the good old days and start to turn on the Developers. That detective stopped me before I could implement my next steps! I was then going to lead the Thirsty Battalion that is the Pub into a crusade against A Thinking Ape, Inc., and I was going to create a popularly-supported Student Government with Mulva as (titular) Supreme Leader and myself as High Chancellor. Then after purging the roleplayers, I would overthrow the Supreme Leader with my zealous followers and become Autocrat. But that detective! He got too close! He figured it out! He stopped the Ten-Thousand Year Party! Sincerely, Pale_of_Palli. The RoleplayBunker Party in my Dorm University The Province of Intelligent Apes Kanada OBVIOUSLY, I AM JOKING. I HOPE THIS MAY MAKE THE DETECTIVE'S THREADS MORE INTERESTING.
I do not roleplay. (I never claimed to not be a party fairy. I have been playing this game for a long time, but I lost my other first two accounts because I did not link them. )
Mad people like you should be locked up in political prisons. Your views are monstrous and will get us all killed.