Love Doctor

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Inimical, Aug 10, 2018.

  1. Hi, ask me questions about relationship realated proplems and love problems even friendship problems. My advice is good and free.

    I am your neighborhood love doctor, prescribing you the adequate advice medicine you need to make a full recovery. If I don't reply fast I'm either busy, working or doing something inappropriate that I won't go into details about.

    Line up.
     
  2. I started a trend oml.

    Anyway. Give me love advice ty.
     
  3. I think my mom has a crush on my dad
     
  4. Insert question for output
     
  5. Yes and that's how you were born... from all the crushing he did to her
     
  6. o yikes license revoked
     
  7. Oh. Ummm. This girl is giving me signals but idk if she's interested for sure. I said I didn't mind bi girls as long as I wasn't their first female experience (bcuz no offense to bi girls but i feel like most of you are just straight and think that women are pretty). Then she started telling me she's never dated a girl but she's been with girls and stuff and does that count as a female experience. So. Tell me if you think she's giving me signals
     
  8. Maybe she just wants to have some girl on girl experience with you. She could mean that she's had sexual experiences with other girls, but has never dated one. If you think she's giving you signals ask her if she's into you. You might never know unless you ask
     
  9. I’ve been dating my wonder bread mans for a while. He’s pretty amazing and whew chile he be wildin in the sheets??‍♀️
    Anyway. When should we get married and have kids bc I already planned out our future :)
     
  10. Elaborate on what's "a while" to you
     
  11. An hour :)
     
  12. If your mans hasn't seen your hair in one of those baby mama buns with the black shower cap on early in the morning, then y'all not even ready to live together.
     
  13. LMAOOOOOO IHY
    He’s only seen me with my hair snatched ): I’ll take this into consideration in my future planning ?
     
  14. Wait, is he black?
     
  15. Wonder bread is white so nah?
     
  16. If you're such a good love doctor how come doctor Wednesday and you haven't gotten it on yet?
     
  17. Because I'm not serious. I'm a troll. I'm tryna suck Wrenhonjo's toes like she wants me too

    I'm joking, but don't tell her I said that. She has a fetish about getting her toes sucked.
     
  18. Do you two do slave rp?
     
  19. Dun even suggest, you're gonna give wren hopes, jaco(b).
     
  20. Yes we do. Shackles and all