Random Confession # 12 The last one. Swear. I had my first boyfriend when I was in 1st grade. I totally count Jacob because we both went to the same YMCA. I was a sucker for colored eyes (still am) and his blue ones had my little heart racing. I don’t really remember much else about him. Jacob if your out there. We never really broke up and I hope you know I’ve stayed committed. . Those YMCA days was when I use to know how to swim. Now if someone pushes me in a pull, I’m going to drown. “I may be dumb but I know what love is” I hope I filled people’s hearts with a little bit of “What the heck’s?” And made some laugh at my stupidity. I have way to many confessions and hopefully my wilder ones made you remember your skeletons in your closet? (Totes got reminded of my hubby Eminem. “I’m sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you...”). Anywh^re. I only wear pink on Wednesday’s and if you didn’t get not an ounce emotion from this well then Boo you wh^ore. Jk. I can be heartless when I want too. “I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.” You know you know. You don’t? You must be an uncultured swine. Love Alfalfa
Random Confession # 11 A while back when I had went go to the mall with my cousin I couldn’t help but act as though I’m a mannequin. (Childish I know but you only live once). Of course we scared a lot of people ( even a Forever 21 employee who I had thought was just passing by and had gotten scared of us as she was clutching her chest. Really and truly once her scarf stopped obscuring my vision me and my cousin hooked it. I broke a mannequins hand in H
if im gonna tell it then i gotta tell it all. Damn near cried when i got that phone call im so throwed and i don't know what to do but to give you part 2 of my confessions.....