Bleach wanted me to write him a song so here's what I got before I got bored again. Cause Together We're like bleach & Clorox. And your kiss is like whiskey on the rocks. An I'll Never come down from this high that you got me on. When it comes to your memes no one can compete And it is you that makes my heart feel complete. Some may say your nose is too big but it's okay cause I kinda dig. It. You also maybe have a 5 head. But its okay I love you, enough said. Cause Together We're Like Bleach & Clorox
Americans do it with Kleenex and tissues, and Hoovers and vacuum cleaners. I learnt about that in primary school despite living in another country. Primary school is meant to give primary info... how Americans conflating brands and products is considered elementary knowledge... idk lol. It speaks for itself.
That isn't just an American thing. The "generic trademark", "trademark erosion", or "genericide" phenomenon is worldwide. A Thermos is actually called a vacuum flask. ChapStick is actually lip balm. Dumpster is actually a "mobile" garbage bin. Band-Aid is bandage. Velcro is a hook-and-loop fastener. Speedo is just tight-fitting racing swimwear. "Googling" is just searching online. Xerox is just photocopying. Photoshop is just photo manipulation. Ugg's are furry boots. A lot of times, the items or actions being referenced as the listed trademarks above are not apart of that brand. There's also examples in German of this phenomenon, and I found many online in other non-English speaking countries in Europe and Asia. ? The EU even passed some laws about a similar phenomenon with cheeses and wines named after geographical locations.
ig but I need to defend 3 of them I've never heard people say they'll google something if they're not using the google browser. Velcro gained the right to be the exclusive seller of the product in North America. When you're literally the sole provider, and it's all you provide, that conflation was their marketing intent and basically: right. Bandages are the big things that you wrap around your wounds. A little sticky thing with a patch in the middle to put over your wound is a band-aid. The brand name actually filled a void of needed distinction.
Kefo just got served a nice glass of wisdom. Take slow sips , don’t want your brain to over heat or anything, you uncultured swine i didn’t even care about your so called clapback. Bleach and Original for life. Stop acting like someone who has got their own foot you know where. and also I totes support the song️.