Owwwww

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sleepwalk, Jul 18, 2018.

  1. :? What
     
  2. I burned a hole into my arm like two days ago at work because I accidentally pushed my arm into the metal nozzle of a burning hot glue gun when I bent over to reach something
     
  3. I guess this thread is just talking about burns and injuries now
     
  4. Put a pickle on that too


    Burn=put a pickle on it
     
  5. Oreo milkshakes ;)
     
  6. Ouch, haven't burned a hole in my skin before but I have burnt myself with hot glue guns many times.
     
  7. What does the pickle do? 
     
  8. Makes the burn stop stinging
     
  9. Makes me wonder who figured that out and how
     
  10. When I little kid I wasn't wearing socks one day and was walking into the kitchen and I could feel that I had something on the heel of my left foot. Thinking it was dirt I scraped my left heal on my right one.....turned out it was a chunk of glass and I ended up cutting my foot but not badly enough that I needed to go to the hospital but it was bloody > m>; so this day I'm scared of walking barefoot indoors
     
  11. I burnt my entire arm with boiling hot ramen noodles the day before my aunts wedding. I was a bridesmaid... with an entirely pink arm. I burst out in tears not only due to the fact that I was happy for my aunt... but because my arm was flaming hot and it was an outdoor wedding in the middle of summer ?
     
  12. Once when I was a kid I hopped up on a counter to reach something and when I jumped down I landed on the heavy ceramic dog food bowl, shattering the bowl and cutting my foot. Now I was not supposed to be jumping on the counter so I was already in oh shït mode. Then when I went to run to the bathroom to fix my foot I froze because I'd have to run over the pretty new white carpet..with a bloody foot. I somehow contorted my foot to control the dripping and hopped to the bathroom on one foot. A bit later I'm bandaged, cleaned the kitchen and I'm trying to think of a logical explanation for the broken dog dish that won't get me in trouble, when I see it. A small but definite trail of blood drops on the carpet. I tried my 12 year old damnedest to clean it to no avail. Defeated, I called my mom and explained everything. She laughed, made sure I was ok and had cleaned my foot properly, then taught me a splash of hydrogen peroxide on the blood spots will dissolve the stains like magic lol.
     
  13. get you a mom like that, who'll help you hide the body too.
     
  14. Idk, somebody's great great grandma probably. It works, that's all that matters.

    Also $3 haircut was a success!
     
  15. YAYAYAY I'M SO HAPPY FOR U
     
  16. My mom hid herself from me when I was 6 and I haven't been able to find her since.

    I think she's a professional body hider.
     
  17. That reminds me when I was younger and I made pizza rolls. I grabbed the plate and I slipped on something so I ended up dropping the plate, but I grabbed some of the rolls and it was so hot it burned my fingers. It was horrible
     
  18. I’m your new mom ?
     
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  20. I once tried swimming on the beach, 30 meters away from seashore and when my friend asked if i need the boat? i said no, i can get to the seashore by my self. so they went with the boat to the next island and 15 mins later the wave and the wind suddenly getting bigger, at that time i think i would die if i stay there so i tried to swim to seashore but i was going nowhere. Until someone noticed me and went with the boat to help me. I was confident with my swimming skill tho, but lesson learnt! Never underestimate the nature!