Story Time

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jalapeno, Jul 18, 2018.

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  1. So I decided while I had nothing to do to just come and make a sorta fun post.


    So one time while I was driving my dad's truck I had my nephew and niece with me. My nephew's 2 and a half and my niece is 1. So this car pulls out in front of me while I'm doing 60. The speed limit was 60 and the car was doing around 15. I would have just braked but a big truck was behind me. When it got avoutn5 feet from hitting me and it was already sliding with the breaks stomped I dine the reasonable thing. I gouged on the gas and pulled into the turn lane. I had the pedal so far down that the little car was being swallowed in black smoke. My dad's truck is a diesel. Anyways the car didn't get hit but I went on down the road and aboutba minute later they caught up when I was turning off. The car was white and the smoke had made the driver side start turning grey  They were honking they're horn and shooting me the bird.



    If you got any story's you'd like to share feel free to post them here. They don't necessarily have to be funny just something interesting.
     
  2. i'm too layzie
     
  3. Hard pass ?
     
  4. a dog named ella at my work pooped all over me once when i was holding her.
     
  5. So you blinded a nearby driver while you had babies in your car? Great story. No support reckless driving
     
  6. If you'd read the story you'd understand.
     
  7. flocc can't read
     
  8. Seems that way tbh
     
  9. I'd read more of it if half the paragraph wasn't spelled wrong
     
  10. that's why he has butch, his service dog. butch reads things aloud for flocc
     
  11. It's a few words. And I'm using a new phone. Mine just up and broke on me so keyboards all spaced differently and stuff.
     
  12. My service dog drives safer than op
     
  13. ^ thus far in 2018, butch has been involved in 6 car accidents, 5 of which he was the perpetrator, and 3 of the those 5 being hit and runs.
     
  14. How'd butch pass the driving test?
     
  15. By not blinding other drivers with a crap car
     
  16. he's just very cute
     
  17. So you gonna keyboard warrior over a post that's off topic? Go keyboard warrior over some post about being silenced or something.
     
  18. flocc does this on every thread incl. silence complaints
     
  19. Not silenced and I'm the farthest from a keyboard warrior on this thread. You can grow into my range and test it anytime :)
     
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