Make me laugh!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by xxXxIJeLlYbEaNI7xXxX, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. Im sitting in the hospital after surgery.... tell me a joke, share your favorite meme, or just say "hi"

    Yours truly,

    Sweet_Melody77
     
  2. I can’t think of any jokes off the top of my head, so I’ll just drop by and say that I hope you’re doing good and feeling okay! ?
     
  3. Thank you! A response in general put a smile on my face!
     
  4. What's 1+1?

    A window
     
  5. Is your favorite soda Mountain Dew? Cause I’d like to mount and do you.

    What did the drug dealer say to the other drug dealer? You’re dope.

    What did the unicorn say to the other unicorn? I’m...well you should know ?it involves horns

    What did the optometrist say to Robin Thicke? He had blurred lines.

    I came up with all of these myself. They’re cringe but idc. I’ll send a few memes in a bit ?
     
  6. Hahaa!! Math summed up! Could of sworn it equals brownies...
    Unless of course it's because the 1+1 kinda looks like a window..... either way. Math sucks and that made me smile!
     
  7. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

    What did O say to Q? Dude, your dîck is hanging out.

    And that's all I have for now ? hope you feel better soon tho ?
     


  8. dark humor is funny right? ?
     
  9. After surgery when you're high on the meds, isn't everything funny?
     

  10. Yes!! Cringy and "dad" jokes are the best!! Haha
     
  11. Oh my gawd!! I'll never look at a Q the same! Hahaa
     

  12. Ohhh no!! Haha!!! But, I'll accept a visit from ironman.. ya know just in case! Hahaa
     
  13. Nope, not high on meds. But i sure wish i was! Hahaa
     
  14. What's 11 + 11 ?

    Double doors ?