HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL For you guys who live under a rock, today is my wife’s *insert age here* birthday! FROM 13 TO *insert age here* CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT? LIKE THAT SHIT BLOWS MY MIND In honor of this momentous milestone of an age I’m gonna do a short non-moving montage of Crys through the years :,) Yes, she knows I’m posting her pictures. PEEP THAT FUCKING GLOW UP. ALSO, FGHFGDHDHD I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE GONNA BE THE SAME AGE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. It genuinely shakes me to my little gay core every time I realize how many birthdays I’ve been able to share with you. Like how many people can actually say they’ve made a best friend over an app? Answer: not that fucking many. Which means I’ve been extremely lucky to have you in my life for so long. I hope I’ll be able to celebrate the next (however many birthdays you have) birthdays with you. (Probs not on PIMD bc this shithole of an app will be gone in a couple years) ANYWAYS, less feelings more feeling because you’re only *insert age here* once, so live ur best life. Get some college dick, maybe some grandpa dick in the summer when you visit home but DON’T FORGET BOYS R GROSS AND FOCUS ON STUDYING. ENJOY BEING *insert age here*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL!! ️ *insert birthday emojis that I can’t be arsed to find* ily & I hope you have an amazing ass birthday :’)
Britt: Hi I’m using pics of u in your birthday thread Me: Omg pls don’t use bad ones I swear Britt: I won’t ?? Rip me.?? But thank you Britt and everyone else!️