i remember the reason i got the scar on my eyebrow. i was in my sisters boyfriends little sisters room jamming out to michael jackson when i went to do that famous spin. i was mid spin when i tripped over my sisters boyfriends little sisters baby brothers foot and hit my head on her dresser. which had nails in it. luckily i didn't hit the nail but there was still a lot of blood. i hit my head right on the corner of the dresser so it kind of just split my skin. but if you run your finger over the scar it kind of goes inside my head when you touch it i like doing it to freak people out. (the reason i did the spin was to impress the little sister even tho she was like 15, 8 years older than me lmfao i was tryna smash)
Was playing grounders with some kids when I was 9 (you're not supposed to touch the ground if you donut know) and I went on the ground and was running and stepped on a stick and it went through my shoe and then through my foot and straight up my leg. I was screaming but I hobbled over to an adult and they pulled out what they could see of the stick and told me they got it all out and to go back and play. Maybe a week later, I was sitting on the couch examining my wound. It had watery pus dripping out of it and it wasn't closing up at all. I started like pressing on the sides of my foot and then after a few seconds of this a huge thing pushed out of the wound of my foot. I thought it was my innards but then i touched it and realized I'd been walking around with stick still in my foot.
When I was 4, I slipped in the bath tub and smacked my head on the faucet and was bleeding so badly from the wound that I had to go to the hospital. When I was 8, I jumped off of my playhouse roof with my friend but got bumped into so I landed on my knees and had rocks stuck and embedded in the skin so I had to go to the hospital to get them removed. When I was 13, I was in Florida swimming at the the beach and a sand shark got a hold of my calf, luckily I still have it attached, especially since it was, again luckily, a “smaller” shark, but you can see how that went. When I was 16, my brother pushed passed me while I was walking around a corner and the side of my body smacked into the edge of the corner which then resulted in me falling forward onto the (stUPID) table my parents had placed against the wall (with a vASE THAT DIDNT EVEN HAVE PLANTS-) which then resulted in bruising along my side/abdomen and internal bleeding. I also won’t disclose details but I’ve almost died 3 times for personal reasons. Life loves me, I swear...
i broke my arm in like the third grade because some ho pushed me off this platform thing that was maybe eight feet above the ground at recess. she still says i just tripped tho :| i also broke that same arm at a summer camp when i was fourteen because when i was sleeping, a few guys thought it'd be funny to slide up the railing things on my bed(was on the top bunk) and push me off why the floors were basically tile, i'll never know
Can you... perhaps... not mention extreme self harm in a public forum and seek professional help instead? Especially using such careless, blasè language. You can talk about how you recklessly engaged in self harm but... it's a delicate topic and you need to be delicate when communicating about it publicly.
especially since people think it's cute/cool/funny to make fun of people that suffer from self harm, depression and other mental illnesses.
One time wastd me jumped off a 2 story roof n tryd to land on a 2 inch wide fense almost turnd myself into a chick n smashd my head open on the corner of the step when I fell off the fense. Was dead as fưck once I got sobr x.x
The above all sounds satisfactorily painful. O, it's my clumsy ass's time to shine! Hmm, well,the top few. I broke my arm just beneath the shoulder joint all the way through, also dislocating my shoulder and ripping my rotator cuff. A ceiling fan hit my brow bone, of course leading to stitches. My big toenail was totally ripped off in one go (that was so long ago and I still cringe so hard a it). Breaking my ankle wasn't the most painful until I started trying to wear heels again, then it easily became top 5. The SO though, oof. He's done some crazy shit. Ie. He almost cut his thumb all the way off with a hand saw working a couple years ago. It was hanging on by skin. It was so gross...
Another thing: This didn’t get me hospitalized, but I did have to see the doctor. When I was 4, I absolutely despised my daycare. I hated it with a burning passion. So one day I ripped off three of my finger nails so I could leave. I don’t know why I’m like this.