Roleplay ?

But first
I'll let you drink lots of water
Bathe you
Exfoliate you
Moisturize your skin
like how we take care of animals so they produce juicy meat.
After that, I'll cook you in a big oven, not in max heat coz I like it semi-raw, ya kno?
I'll take out your soft muscles coz I heard they're yummy. Ofcorz, you're still alive. I won't let you die yet
After that,
I will torture you with my spiky baseball bat.
I'll remove your nipples and fingernails using pliers.
Cut off your balls
I'll insert bbq sticks on your anus
I'll stop here, I think I might violate ToU

Op, is this rp? Well, if it is, this is my type of rp.

 

Omg

 

It will get the hose

 

The fact that he's a demon bothers you more than the fact he likes pineapple pizza?

 

What's wrong with pineapple pizza?

 

pineapples belong on pizza like rp belongs in pimd

 

The only part of this post I enjoyed

 

Indeed. The pizza thing definitely bothers me way more than the demon thing. Demon thing- Blah. Pineapple Pizza- ??‍♂️

 

"I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get dollar outta me"

 

Pineapple Pizza doesn't exist. ???

 

What

 

Pizza chains are actually blown up when it occurs. Remember that kids ?

 

pass