Dear Friends, family, and other PIMD’ers I don’t know who happen to be reading this. I have a very important list to share with you tonight. This list is the ten best things about (you guessed it) -_A_-SeaMonkey Well, let’s get to it shall we ? 10) he’s like decently good looking jk he’s hot ️ (dibs) 9) he’s like sorta a decent farmer... no not the carrot growing kind ? the ‘kicking-unnamed clubs-butt’ kind. (See mumsie.. I didn’t start nothin ?) 8) he’s smart... like maybe even give Gaz a run for his money smart. I’d pay to see that show down tbh. But we’ll save that for another time. 7) HE’S A MARKETER!!!! And like let’s be honest, us marketers gotta stick together cause them op’s and accounting folks blowwwwww ? 6) he looks hot in a uniform ? 5) he is confident enough in his masculinity to not care if his pasta is the shape of a male piece.... 4) he’s really good at hitting cats which is surprising given his dedication to #9, and much to my dismay at the moment. 3) he’s not an ass (Sorry ata if that was a bad word... I don’t think that’s a bad one..... if it is just pretend it says .... wow there’s no donkey emoji. That sucks. Anyway moving on. ) 2) he’s funny af! Legit no lie. I love your humour. It’s great. And again, dibs ? And finally....... Drumroll pleaseeeeeee Seriously. It’s the final countdown. 1) he’s a great father too. and at the end of the day, it’s admirable that he’s so dedicated to making sure his daughter is numero uno always! (Plus she’s cutieeeee af!!!!!!! Legit she’s basically his real 1-10, but I thought that’d be cheating) Okay that’s it. Bye now. <3 Lacey! (Not Roy, not Legs, not a bot, this is really Lacey. Just in case there was some confusion there. ?)
Better than A prison guard. I guarded terrorists in Gitmo back in 2007. Some of them refused to shower for weeks... It got bad.