Hi fellow forum fgoers! My name is Vice and welcome to Jackáss! I'm just kidding, this is a guide if you didn't know. ? Anyways, this will be a guide on.. HOW TO MAKE A POINTLESS THREAD ________________________________________________ Have you ever wanted to post a thread but never felt that it would disappoint anyone? As a veteren of posting countless pointless threads, I am willing to share a few secrets on how to post an effective pointless thread that will be sure to earn you a few "No support" from players such as: Floccinaucinihilipification! -Just_A_Noob-! BarcodeAzalea11l1ll! That one guy named Gary! James. Dinkleberg! And many more! ________________________________________________ Contents: Third-Party App Advertising Applying for Mod Complaining about Silences Hate Threads One Worded Threads Teaching Basic Information ________________________________________________ [*]Third-party advertisement Third party advertisements are great ways to to get yourself out there become known!. Some good examples are "_____" and "_____". Oh, and lets not forget about "_____"! That one is my personal favorite. [*]Applying For Mod It never hurts to ask, right? RIGHT! When submitting your mod application with your resumé attached of all your internet accomplishments, you can be sure that it is very effective and absolutely pointless! [*]Silence complaint Everybody LOVES these. So why not bash mods for not doing their job right or not on when you really need them? Don't be afraid to create that well-deserved lecturing that these mods really need! Extra points for each bypassed word you put in. [*]Hating on someone/something If you aren't very fond of someone like me or something like my stats, then you should type a very aggressively worded thread directed to the player or thing you just don't like! Not me though. I will cry if you do One Worded Threads These are somewhat popular. A word like 'More' would never get as much reaction as the word 'Durr'. So when you make a thread as prestigious as this one, make sure you put random letters and vowels beside each other. This is very important! Teaching Basic Information It's always nice to keep us well informed and keep us reminded of what we need to know on a daily basis. So we thank you for your friendly reminders! Important details In order to have a successful pointless thread, you must always have: Spelling mistakes Eg. Ratr i'm a dinosaue Lower case and upper case letters Eg. RaWr I'm A dInOsAuR Text style typing Eg. R@wr im a dinosawr When you combine all of these, you will get: R@Tr Im A dInOsAwE And most importantly, you will need a completely misleading title or your thread won't be as effective! ________________________________________________ Remember everybody! Pointless threads are pointless and attention-seeking ? *Insert Ironic meme/gif*
I reject your love k. The first one was intentional beacuse alliteration. The second one wasnt. ? rip.