Rhymes thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by S_____MegaEmpire______S, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. Coffee is hot,
    Water is cool,
    I'm the king of forum
    And the rest of them are fools ty.
     
  2. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    NO SUPPORT FOR U
     
  3. King? :lol:
     
  4. I'm papering walls in the loo,
    And quite frankly I haven't a clue.
    For the pattern's all wrong,
    Or the paper's too long,
    And I'm stuck to the toilet with glue.
     
  5. Look alive... look alive...
    You’re a zombie... you’re a sheep
    Poppin xanz... I’ve got fans...
    It’s too bad that most are sleep.
    Let em snooze... let em lose...
    I can’t help I’m born to win...
    Lord forgive me for my sins...
    If they cross me that’s the end.
     
  6. If you can't try you can't rhyme
     
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  8. Roses are red
    My Xbox is black
    When will people learn
    That crack is whack??
     
  9. Lemonade ???
    Crunchy ice ???
    Stir it once ???
    Stir it twice ???
    Lemonade
    Crunchy ice
    Stir it once
    Stir it twice
    Turn around
    Touch the ground
    Kick your boyfriend out of town
    And freeze. :')
     
  10. I thought it was beat/eat it not stir 
     
  11. Why tf would you beat lemonade¿
     
  12. Idk
     
  13. because it owes you money ?
     
  14. Look in the mirror... and then add half a person for each one of your alts that can’t wait to quote me for no reason... other than you love to stalk me in forums. ?
     
  15. And you love to stalk others because they’re more interesting than your petty self ?
     
  16. Name one person I stalk because they are more interesting and prove that I stalk them...
    Yeah... thought so. ?
     
  17. Shouldn't you wait for x amount of time for other person to respond and then say "yeah.... thought so ?"
     
  18. No point trying to give common sense tips to him, he’s well past the stage of failure.