Sugar Daddy Poem 101

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rom4n, Mar 16, 2018.

  1. This is just a temporary rough draft feel free to add in lines. Please have them make sense and at least rhyme a little bit okay 


    I Need a Sugar Daddy

    I need a Sugar Daddy
    Not a bodyfriend but the one who will buy me an Audi

    Not my lover for life
    But pays my bills and treats me like his wife

    A pimd sugar daddy to be specific
    Extra credits everyday would be terrific
     
  2. A man of wonder, whose stats stench
    of spender
     
  3. A lonely man with tons of avis,
    It's great that he isn't "sugar baby" savvy.

    I can milk him dry
    Before he could say goodbye
     
  4. Quit pimd rfn
     
  5. A Farmer With Omega Stats
    Stat Items He Buys by The Ass load

    Completing each hunt in T10 with money spent in vasts
    Helps me complete my daily share
    Of Ecs by the boatload
     
  6. A sugar daddy to be happy
    who'd give you botox, bigger boøbies
     
  7. Booty would fit better
     
  8. A sugar daddy who will add me to his will
    So my broke ass can pay for my bill

    Spend money on me to buy ecs
    to make T10 and VIP easy
     
  9. The sugar daddy buy me stuff,
    Never ask me for sh*t like love,
    Get me money, get me ecs
    Gotta give you one more species,
    He say he need it now and now,
    He bend, he whip me down and down,
    Got me addicted like a drug,
    Buy me bed, shelf and a rug,
    I got no money, broke af,
    I'll eff him and get money def


    ????
     
  10. I’m only daddy
    to sugar mommas/
    No drama, cuz sadly
    most of the problems
    come only
    after adding
    more commas.../
    ...need a girl
    smart as an actuary
    never ages
    like Halle Berry/
    god fearing... dark angel...
    that could bring
    Death strikes to my adversaries/
    ...Dying alone
    not half as scary...
    As seeing her walk away/
    It’s not better
    to have
    love and lost
    If you’ve ever known love that memories
    can’t replace/
    And the memory of that face...
    Makes anything less a disgrace/
    So you listen to sad songs...
    just to hum along with the bass/
    Knowing loneliness is your fate...
    Cuz no other love could be as great/
    As the one that you used to have...
    Compare all new ones to your last....
    And every night you pray...
    If you should die before you wake...
    Doesn’t matter who gets your soul
    As long as you’re reunited with your mate/
     
  11. I‘m looking for a pimdaddy
    Someone who knows that I’m a pimdbaddie
    I’m not asking for no loyalty
    Just that he’ll treat me like royalty
    Looking for a cutie who can make it rain
    He doesn’t even need to have that big of a brain
    I just want someone who can splurge on me
    Someone who can drop those EC’s that I can guarantee (on)
    So at all those pimdaddies out there
    Feel free to tap on my link, real quick, right here
    I’m really not asking for much
    Just that you can drop those DN’s and such

    Sorry for the amount cringe put into this poem.
     
  12. All you need is a sugar daddy to lean on ?
     
  13. Some of you have sugar daddies mixed up wit tricks.
     
  14. an audi? raise your standards sis
     
  15. send iTunes
     
  16. Like thousands spent on pimd instead?
     

  17. Get the noob 
     
  18. Yep, forums still sucking shit on an epic scale. I'll try back in another 3 months
     
  19. I'll be missing youuuuu
     
  20. like a 720s, honey