Don't Hurt Nobody Wit Dat Thang

Ayeeeeee, put yo hands up.
Ayeeeeee, put yo hands up.
(×2)

Give me a standing ovation,
But don't use no hands, girl.
Kept the guap in circulation,
While I count up bands, girl.

I got you clappin, no hands.
Chocolate make you dance.
Go and bring some friends.
I'm tired but don't pop xans.

You twerkin on a handstand.
So fly you're in high demand.
So thick I can't understand.
You're the finest in the land.

Gone head and twerk somethin'.
That thang could murk somethin'.
Had me me hypnotized like dang,
Don't hurt nobody with that thang.
(Aye!)

Up, down, up, down.
Round and round.
Round and round.
Bounce it on the ground.
Side to side,
Don't make a sound.

Bounce, bounce.
Bounce it, bounce it, bounce.
I'm loving every ounce.
Just bounce, bounce
Bounce it, bounce it, bounce.
I'm loving every ounce.

I was like up, down.
Round and round.
Drop it to the ground.
(×4)

Apple bottom, she thick.
No gel, but I'm slick.
I know hoes, like St. Nick.
Flow ill, but I'm not sick.

Thick thighs save lives,
It's her gift in disguise.
Snicker thick with no waist.
Spanish booty with a pretty face.

I'm not Juvenile, but back it up.
I'm not a drunk, but pour a cup.
She's a beast, fresh off the leash.
Waist nonexistent, like sheesh.

Ohhh she movin' slow.
Ohhh never seen her befo'.
Ohhh she dancin' mo'.
Ohhh she dropped it on the flo'.

Up, down, up, down.
Round and round.
Round and round.
Bounce it on the ground.
Side to side,
Don't make a sound.
(Don't make a sound.)

Bounce, bounce.
Bounce it, bounce it, bounce.
I'm loving every ounce.
Just bounce, bounce
Bounce it, bounce it, bounce.
I'm loving every ounce.
(Ha, every ounce!)

I was like up, down.
Round and round.
Drop it to the ground.
(×4)
(To the ground!)

Her: So you gone call me right, cause I'm a dime.

Me: If I don't run into a foreign and fumble.

Her: Whateva, nìgga

Me: Aye, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

(Distinctive clapping sounds are heard in the background)

 

I just said it was me, can you not read?