Maddest ex/relation

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Potato-of-Dreams, Oct 13, 2017.

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  1. Do you have the maddest ex or family member, we are here to find out!



    yeah I'm bored, shut up

    My ex isn't too mental... she just regularly runs up my gravel drive in high heals with a microwave or some other implement in her hand, I love to watch her fall over  it's amusing.

    now go wild, but not too wild... hehe.. size 69
     
    #1 Potato-of-Dreams, Oct 13, 2017
  2. that hurt my eyes to try to read, so i didn't
     
    #2 Kitten, Oct 13, 2017
  3. Shut up ? hot pink is the best colour ever
     
    #3 Potato-of-Dreams, Oct 13, 2017
  4. Send your ex over for a night and i might care
     
    #4 MrSuperSoaker, Oct 13, 2017
  5. I mean if you wanna be stabbed be my guest
     
    #5 Potato-of-Dreams, Oct 13, 2017
  6. Sure you can try and when you fail I'll smash both of you
     
    #6 MrSuperSoaker, Oct 13, 2017
  7.  let's get on with the smashing now, I'm bored
     
    #7 Potato-of-Dreams, Oct 13, 2017
  8. I ain't starting without your ex
     
    #8 MrSuperSoaker, Oct 13, 2017
  9. I Might Be Your Ex, I Think I Tried Driving Over You Once?OOOOH Remember That Time When I Set Fire To Your Shirts Cuz You Put Pepperoni On Mah Pizza, Aaaah Good Times
     
    #9 --I-Bella-am-a-vampire--, Oct 14, 2017
  10. You better not stop me putting pepperoni ? you don't know you won't like it unless you try
     
    #10 Potato-of-Dreams, Oct 14, 2017
  11. Same
     
    #11 The_Crumbinator, Oct 14, 2017
  12. Never?
     
    #12 --I-Bella-am-a-vampire--, Oct 14, 2017
  13. This belongs in the fan fiction section.
    None of us have exes. We're all virgins on pimd.
     
    #13 Kefo, Oct 15, 2017
  14. boring
     
    #14 -Just_A_Noob-2, Oct 15, 2017
  15. You can have my ex she likes to tease. That's all she does only tease and nothing else.
     
    #15 kush___, Oct 21, 2017
  16. What's wrong with teasing?
     
    #16 -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, Oct 21, 2017
  17. I think op did it intentionally these people with traumatic experiences sometimes want to see the world burn :/
     
    #17 lIlIllVash-The-StampedelIlIllI, Oct 21, 2017
  18. Is maddest even a word?
     
    #18 Teddy, Oct 22, 2017
  19. yes. never used a superlative adjective before?
     
    #19 Kitten, Oct 22, 2017
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    #20 iCel_Cel, Oct 22, 2017
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