Max. Maxxxxxxx. I've never, ever shipped me with anyone except for Nico di Angelo (if you're not a book nerd, you won't understand the fandom), but I ship me and Max so hard. Max is my boyfriend, and there's literally no way to describe him except for adorable. He's absolutely adorable. His blush is adorable, his laugh is adorable, the way he says the word "like"... Oh my lord, help me. I think my insides are melting. Am I supposed to feel this way? I mean, I haven't felt this way since Justin, and I ruined that by being myself...wonderful, right? My friends even ship us, and they've never met him before. THEY'VE NEVER MET HIM!!! We're supposed to do a video call later. I'll probably squeal and hang up. Somebody put me out of my misery and change lives with me. -_- Make me human!!