Come party in my Dorm, I'll take your girl by her arm, Then do your newsfeed much harm. They say I'm a mack, But it's really just charm. Fighting on campus by the Cat Cafe, I just wanted the Blue Plate Special. Latinas cheering me on like; olé, olé, olé. Calling me Guapo Diablo, handsome devil. It was during Pizza Pop Art, I break enemies like a pop tart. I was supposed to be at Factory Art. Mods came through to stop the violence. Put duct tape on my mouth, To make sure I'd silence. A day later I'm in my Dorm, Caking on the phone, A couple shorties won't leave me alone. Telling me, "No Hands, No Breaks," But I don't make fatal mistakes. They know I'm a Hype Machine, So they surround me like a fiend. Wanting the PIMD Bank in my jeans. Almost got kicked out of Art Skool, Cause my Back Alley Debut was a fool. It was Cabana Cool, I would Draw Manga, And sell Noodle Express. Maybe Dumpster Dive and make a mess. All part of my Counter Culture. All Roads Lead to Beer, I was thinking about my Afternoon Delight, The Asian with the phat rear. Ya dig, I'm Big In Japan, I like Anime Expo and Enjoi J-POP! That's right, I'm the man, And the fun doesn't stop. I'm not a Hipster, sheesh, I rather do some Cosplay Please. Luffy from One Piece, With a DIY Tattoo. Then I'll get into the VIP Pass, But I love Otaku. So I'll be skipping class. To stay home and watch battles of Goku. But nearby there was an Arcade (Mis)fire, A man got finessed of his avatar attite. No telling what could happen in PIMD.
We are all now dumber for having read this, I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.