PIMD PARODY CONTEST

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. I was gonna enter, but I feel like this one is it, definitely the winner here 
     
  2. Think in the style of "Say Something by A Great Big World":

    Gift something, I'm giving up on this
I'll give you rp, if you want me to
Anywhere, I go they call me a noob
Explain this game, I'm giving up on it

    And I barely have any stats
I got farmed in a club
I got no money at all

    And I'm broke and can't upgrade
I'm still learning to play
Just installed this app

    Buy something, I'm giving up on trades
I'm sorry but I don't take furniture
Anywhere, I buy they ask for bentos
Trade something, I'm giving it for cheap

    And I am looking for a club
This one got me farmed
And I'm trying to save

    Drop something, I'm giving up cc clubs
And I'm sorry that we failed the last one
And anywhere, I am searching for cats
Oh, oh, oh, oh Offer something, I'm buying a kini

    I'm a noob, I'm giving up on the game
Explain something
     
  3. Oh, my spacing failed! Sorry! :/
    "Say Something - A Great Big World"

    Gift something, I'm giving up on this
    I'll give you rp, if you want me to
    Anywhere, I go they call me a noob
    Explain this game, I'm giving up on it

    And I barely have any stats
    I got farmed in a club
    I got no money at all

    And I'm broke and can't upgrade
    I'm still learning to play
    Just installed this app

    Buy something, I'm giving up on trades
    I'm sorry but I don't take furniture
    Anywhere, I buy they ask for bentos
    Trade something, I'm giving it for cheap

    And I am looking for a club
    This one got me farmed
    And I'm trying to save

    Drop something, I'm giving up cc clubs
    And I'm sorry that we failed the last one
    And anywhere, I am searching for cats
    Oh, oh, oh, oh Offer something, I'm buying a kini

    I'm a noob, I'm giving up on the game
    Explain something
     
  4. I'm Yours by Jason Mraz PIMD Parody

    Well, you attacked me and you bet I knew it
    I want to strip tuts but they're all so expensive
    So I sold my piggy banks, and now I'm trying to get back
    Before I go off remember I'll be banking all my cash, yes
    I'm hoping all those bank fees are nothing but painless
    And later it's again my turn
    To win some or lose some

    But I don't have tutors no more, no more
    You just stripped them, they're yours...

    Well, I'm just gonna have to beg for it
    Talk about cf and damn I'm free
    Look at all my stuff and you'll find pugs, pugs, pugs, pugs
    You won't see any bentos/mcs in there
    Please just set me free
    Can't you see my showcase only has pugs, pugs, pugs, pugs, puuuuuugs

    So I won't buy tutors no more, no more
    You'll just strip them, again
    There's no need to waste your time
    Our time is short, all my tutors
    They're youuurs

    D-d-do you, do you, d-do you wanna club war?
    They'll kick me later dear,
    SFW hereee
    Whoaaa, whoa, haha, mmmm...

    I've been spending way too long checking my notification
    And checking over backwards just to try to see it clearer
    But there's no more new attacks
    So I drew all my cash and I laughed
    I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reasons
    To hit you back with vanity and just go with fake reasons
    It's what they always do, one day I will farm you

    But I don't have tutors no more, no more
    You just stripped them, they're yours...

    Open up your mind and see like me
    You were once too a newbie
    A look into your heart and you'll find that
    This game isn't youuurss
    So please stop, please stop, please stop
    There's no need to hit again
    Cause I can't regen
    This, this, this is not great
    Remorseee

    ^_^
     
  5. Winner
     
  6. Best one so far ?
     
  7. Thumbs up for this one 
     
  8. Forget You by Cee-Lo Green Pimd parody


    I see you chatting in club
    With the girl I love
    And I'm like
    "I'll farm you!"

    I guess the cats and the rp
    Weren't enough
    I'm like, "I'll farm you and
    I'll farm her too!"

    I said, "If I had more tb, I'd still be VIP."
    Ha, now ain't that some ?? (Ain't that some ??)
    Though I've no keys for my chests
    I still wish you the best with an... "I'll farm you!"

    Yeah I'm sorry, can't afford the desk of a Mori.
    But that don't mean I can't get a shelf.
    I guess he's got bentos and I have only chibis,
    But the way you play your game ain't fair.

    I pity the fool that spends ec on you (Oh ? she's a cat digger)
    Well (Just thought you would be triggered)
    Ooh I've got a thread on you.
    Yeah go run and wall your pixel boyfriend.

    I see you chatting in club
    With the girl I love
    And I'm like
    "I'll farm you!"

    I guess the cats and the rp
    Weren't enough
    I'm like, "I'll farm you and
    I'll farm her too!"

    I said, "If I had more tb, I'd still be VIP."
    Ha, now ain't that some ?? (Ain't that some ??)
    Though I've no keys for my chests
    I still wish you the best with an... "I'll farm you!"

    Now I know, that I had to borrow,
    DVP and scam and cheat.
    Trying to keep ya, trying to OP ya.
    'Cause being RS with your ass ain't cheap.

    Now, I pity the fool that spends ec on you (Oh ?she's a cat digger)
    Well (Just thought you would be triggered)
    Ooh I've got a thread on you.
    Ooh, I'll dtw your ass right now.

    I see you chatting in club
    With the girl I love
    And I'm like
    "I'll farm you!"

    I guess the cats and the rp
    Weren't enough
    I'm like, "I'll farm you and
    I'll farm her too!"

    I said, "If I had more tb, I'd still be VIP."
    Ha, now ain't that some ?? (Ain't that some ??)
    Though I've no keys for my chests
    I still wish you the best with an... "I'll farm you!"

    Now baby, baby, baby, why'd you wanna wanna sp so bad?
    (So bad, so bad, so bad)
    I tried to tell ol' Winston but he told me, "This is one for dev Grant."
    (Dev Grant, dev Grant, dev Grant)
    Yes, he did

    And I'm like,
    (Uh!) Whhhhy?
    (Uh!) Whhhhy?
    (Uh!) Whhhhy spinner?
    (Oh!) It's cash too!
    (Oh!) It's still cash too!


    NOOO!!


    I see you chatting in club
    With the girl I love
    And I'm like
    "I'll farm you!"

    I guess the cats and the rp
    Weren't enough
    I'm like, "I'll farm you and
    I'll farm her too!"

    I said, "If I had more tb, I'd still be VIP."
    Ha, now ain't that some ?? (Ain't that some ??)
    Though I've no keys for my chests
    I still wish you the best with an... "I'll farm you!"
     
  9. Pimdian Rhapsody

    [intro]
    Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a strip farm, no escape without requesting.
    Open your eyes, look into their stats and seeee
    They're just a poor boy, they've got mostly no TB
    Because it's RS come, RS go, little hire, little grow.
    Anyway way the war goes, doesn't really matter to me. To me.


    [verse 1]
    Pupu, just hired a noob,
    Volleyed them up, they're OP
    Now they're asking for RP
    Pupuuu, they've only just began
    And they've spent their money on noob gifts
    Pupu, ooh, I didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I haven't upgraded this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on, This sf really matters.

    [verse 2]
    Too late, they've left a link
    I hear the same damn line, they've broken rs a third time
    Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
    Gonna send my showcase and drop stats again.
    Pupu, oooooh,
    I don't wanna cry
    I sometimes wish I'd never got pimd at allll

    [guitar solo]

    I see a tutor asking for a volley
    They're op, they're op, do they even know the market?
    Hypnocats and kinis, game is full of meanies.
    Ding.
    (cat-cafe) cat-cafe (cat-cafe) cat-cafe. Cat-cafe is going slowwww.
    I'm into RP, no one rps with me.
    She's into rp will you be her daddy?
    Spare us the post on the world chat please.
    Easy farm, easy farm will you cf now?
    Barcodes say no! We will farm until you quit.


    (I give up :lol: )
     
  10. Winner?
     
  11. WIN
     
  12. Bruno Mars: That's what I like PIMD Parody

    Hey, hey, hey
    Got DTW'd now I'm runnin'
    But how are you all doin'
    I got my ass abandoned
    By my club that were clappin'
    I just lost bout 3 Bill, just-just lost about 3
    Now gotta get back that 3 Bill, so that I can UG
    I'll rent a dorm and get a roomie
    Sleep all night with no jammies (nope)
    UG till they're better
    The Barista only 80 [note: barista- 80b]
    I can do it if I wanted, I will do it cause I want it
    Said I'll upgrade and then fight it, take revenge soon but I want it, now

    Jump up and then attack
    (I'm about to style on em')
    Everything they have
    (I will go and take from em')
    They deserve it baby, they deserve it all
    So I'm gonna give it my all

    As soon as all is set right
    And that they all paid the price
    I'll join a party that I like, just one I like
    This party that I really like, afternoon delight
    Six billion won from the fight
    Six more from parties all night
    The cash from parties I truly I like, I really like
    Fill up my dorms and be godlike, just how I like

    I'm thinkin' Cats that start with Hypno
    Use em like no tomorrow
    Earn cash for that Barista
    And now I need a drink, a margarita
    I need to promise that I'll get myself a drink to keep
    But I'm sure that the hangover ain't gon' never leave
    Let's go talk on campus
    Use up 24 speakers
    While there I found a farmer
    Now say who'll be victorious
    Is it hin? (is it him?) is it me? (is it me?)
    Say it's him (say it's him) but I'll disagree, yeah

    Jump up and then attack
    (I'm about to style on em')
    Everything they have
    (I will go and take from em')
    They deserve it baby, they deserve it all
    So I'm gonna give it my all

    As soon as all is set right
    And the farmer has paid the price
    I'll join a party that I like, just one I like
    This party that I really like, afternoon delight
    Six billion won from the fight
    Six more from parties all night
    The cash from parties I truly I like, I really like
    Fill up my dorms and be godlike, just how I like

    I just wanted a good time
    But there are those farmers, there are those farmers
    They dance at me, dance at me, dance at me
    dance at me, till they take all that's mine
    They took all that's mine
    If you want it, just, come and get it
    But I'll make it hard for you
    I hope you're ready, really, really ready
    For what I'm gonna do

    As soon as all is set right
    And the farmer has paid the price
    I'll join a party that I like, just one I like
    This party that I really like, afternoon delight
    Six billion won from the fight
    Six more from parties all night
    The cash from parties I truly I like, I really like
    Fill up my dorms and be godlike, just how I like
     
  13. Winner
     
  14. THERE WAS A FARMER I AM HIS COW
    E-I-E-I-O
    AND HE HIT HIT HERE
    HIT HIT THERE
    HERE HE HIT
    THERE HE HIT
    EVERYWHERE HE HIT HIT
    THERE WAS A FARMER I AM HIS COW
    E-I-E-I-O

    THERE WAS A STEALER, HE STEAL MY TUTS
    E-I-E-I-O
    AND HE HIRE HIRE ME
    HIRE HIRE THEM
    HERE HE HIRES
    THERE HE HIRES
    EVERYWHERE HE HIRES HIRES
    THERE WAS A STEALER, HE STEAL MY TUTS E-I-E-I-O

    THE END
     
  15. WIN
     
  16. Rebecca black- Friday parody

    Seven am, waking up to hit this party
    Gotta go return some hits, gotta hire some tuts
    Gotta post in wc,Oh no I'm silenced!
    Seein' rp requests, time I get goin
    The party's clocks ticking, everybody's partying
    Gotta get help from wc
    Gotta get help fast, I see my friends
    Kickin' it in another club
    Sittin' in another club
    Gotta make my mind up
    Should I stay or should I join
    It's Pimd, Its Pimd
    Gonna get mad at at Pimd
    Everybody's lookin' forward to them promos, promos
    Pimd, Pimd
    Gettin' to the next tier
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the next hunt
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Hiring, hitting, hiring, hitting
    Lookin' forward to playing Pimd

    Well I tried 
     
  17. Winner ?
     
  18. 12/7/2017 is on December 7th?
     
  19. No, July 12th. Tonight
     
  20. I know that the deadline has been met, but I was compelled to participate anyway. Lol here is my PIMD rendition of Shake it Off, by Taylor Swift.

    I stay up too late
    Just playing in a game.
    That's what people say mmm, that's what people say mm
    I go on too many dates
    To change the color of my name
    At least that's what people say mmm, that's what people say mmm

    But I keep scrolling, can't stop, won't stop posting
    In world chat, I need new friends
    And some gifts, hit-me-up, rp tonight

    'Cause role players gonna play, play, play, play, play
    And the newbies gonna beg, beg, beg, beg, beg
    Baby, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
    I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt
    Strip farmers gonna hit, hit, hit hit, hit
    And party clubs need lbh, lbh, lbh
    Baby, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
    I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt

    Hey, hey, hey, just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and dirty, dirty cheats in WC, you could have been unloading on cat ca-fé.

    My ex-man got a new new RS
    She's like "RP in my PM", but I'm just gon' ss it
    And to the fella over there with the hella good stats
    Won't you come on over, baby, we can R. S. up.

    'Cause role players gonna play, play, play, play, play
    And newbies gonna beg, beg, beg, beg, beg
    Baby, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
    I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt
    Strip farmers gonna hit, hit, hit hit, hit
    And party clubs need lbh, lbh, lbh
    Baby, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
    I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt

    I, I, I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt
    I, I, I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt
    I, I, I'll make an alt, I'll make an alt