Roast Yourself 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ItsKuma, Jul 7, 2017.

  1. So we all had threads about a topic of Roasting. We've had Roast Me threads, roasting selfies, etc.
    Well...it clicked to  me to post something that could be entertaining. I've seen this several times in social media and I was given the thought to share it on this gddamn app.









    It's time for you to
     


    This is gonna be similiar to the Rap Battle thread which includes judging.
    But this time, the judges are YOU.
    Rate the person who post a self-roast from a rate of 0-50 to determine how weak or strong their lines are.


    The funniest self-roast lines gets 10 Chibis ?



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    I'll start off with mine:

    Broo this guy Island Mamba/
    Makin lines, makin lines with commas/
    Posting competitions bro your causing traumas/
    17 year old kid, you still live with momma/

    Your so gddamn wack, your fight loss shows lack/
    you post some threats, but you know you aint fighting back/
    you stayed up all night, thinkin you makin stacks/
    but in reality you broke and yunno thats a fact

    you billion rich in the game, but no single digits in the bank/
    Your RS name's single, bet you aint got no game/
    You make ridiculous offers
    A Wallpaper for a Bento?
    You prolly Bernard Madoff, thats a gddamn shame/

    You a loud kid boy you need a pacifier,
    please shut your ass up, before I put your ass in the fryer,
    your line sucks ass,
    LOL bet you thought you got fire

    This example is ridiculously long,
    please end this crappy verses already
    You boy dont got no fame,
    Your bars aint even steady

     
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    YOUR TURN

     
  2. I love myself tho
     
  3. This is really good

    But I do love myself
     
  4. Does it have to be in the form of a rap/rhyme/poem?
     
  5. I'd roast myself some meat.
     
  6. i h8te myself
     
  7. 0 out of 50
     
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  9. They label me a crazy , a little chihuaha snapping at your heels , i'll have you know your a slab of meat - my next meal,but reality my bark has as much ferocity as a blunt knife ,no need to be scared of all my hype - You're walking away with your life .My heads is always hazy , nothing holds my attention for long , my mind often begins to wander , but odds on cert, if you keep provoking , i'll take you 6 foot under , Yeah right roni you are so full of yourself , what you give out - expect back , your karma will be dealt.