near death experience

Awww... shucks.

 

One time I poured myself a full bowl of cereal only to find out I had no milk!!!

 

Worse feeling ever frfr

 

Luckily my gf at the time managed to call the parametics in time ?

 

no

 

Literally every day ???‍♀️

 

You mean if my mom have find out that I lost the pair of the earring my dad gave her, that would be a near death experience.

 

I’ve had some experiences I don’t want to talk about here but on a funny note of one-

I once wrote an 8 page final paper before it was due at 8 am, started around 11-midnight, but needed to pull an all nighter so I had 4 monster energy drinks that I usually only have like once a week lol

Good news is that I got a 94 on the paper

 

Kind of.

 

Im imortal I cant die d:
XD

 

Sometimes... I run out of wine.

I did this once, except Starbucks was energy. And it was done, I just decided around midnight I hated it, hit delete, and did it again. ?

 

Ever left your phone at the apartment and then checked your pockets when you reached the college?

 

Omg yes. that too