MORE STORY Re-cap:If you can't remember what happened then reread the story. "I saw you crying and wanted to help...." I tried SO hard not to make that sarcastic. "Well, I was gardening, it's what I do when I'm not basking in my evilness and I saw the flowers lined up in a pretty row..." He said sadly. I just wanted to sit there and laugh and yell, "PATHETIC! GO GET ON A SKIRT". But that'd be mean and kind of sexist if you think about it hard (don't hurt your head). So he continued, "I became sad there was no one behind me and no one with me....I'VE GOT IT! I MUST SEARCH FOR AN EVIL MINION or minions if possible." Oh great please, Lord, don't tell me... "AND YOU WILL BE MY FIRST MINION! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hmm...where's my lightning? It hasn't gone off on cue twice. So, Minion, your first job is to find me a good repairman! But even before that...." I was unhappily dragged off into a room that appeared to be where he puts on all his guyliner and manscara and things to make him "Electro". "I am going to die your pink hair highlighter yellow! You can keep the outfit though" He announced. "WHY?!" I yelled. "Umm...because...it's easier to see...um...more natural I guess...?" He mumbled off. Man, this guy was nuts. What was I going to get a minion name too?! That'd be major joke. I mean really...Minion is fine. Wait, you know what's better? If I wasn't a minion and he went back to kidnapping me, not hiring me for an unpaid intern. "Your name shall be: ELECTRITE the Evil Minion of the Most Evil Guy this World has Seen: Electro. I want you to say that everytime you come in. Easy enough." He ordered me. Oh great... Chapter 3 is over Please comment As usual, 5 good comments equals more story , (Whitemoon)
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MORE STORY Did you know there was a website for evil repairmans? Well I called one up named "The Nightlight Repair Guy" (the most used one). Turns out he only fixes nightlights. Sheesh, evil people are so high maintennence. But apparently, he fixed the lightning becuase I was a "girl scout". After that Electro couldn't stop evil laughing. I mean, the could be rainbows and ponies flying outside and he'd still create lightning. Then the most unexpected thing happened. Buff Guy flew in. Well, technically barged in becuase he bought the kiddie superman cape with the warning "cape does not enable user to fly." "I AM HERE TO SAVE VANESSA!" He yelled. (Where has this guy been the past two stories?! Lala land?!) "Buff guy," Electro started sheepishly, "Vanessa isn't here. Only my evil minion-Electrite! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Lightning struck and Electro seemed happy. At that time I was reclining in my chair and I waved to Buff Guy. "Electro, isn't my name longer?" I asked, uncaringly. "Geez, I couldn't remember it ok. Now stay quiet!" He whispered. "I KNOW THAT VOICE! IT'S VANESSA WITH ODD HAIR AND AN OLD GIRL SCOUT UNIFORM!" Buff Guy boomed. "Glad someone noticed." I said, looking at my nails. END OF CHAPTER 4 Sorry for the spelling errors For the next one I need 5 comments and 2 new viewers to comment(tell yo friends)