A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed… “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!” The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man… “Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?” The old man smiled and said…“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.” Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.
This is my story. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end . He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk. TL;DR - Become a monk for answers beyond your wildest dream.
M8 M8 by telling me not to judge you're pretty much telling me what to think. I'll judge you all I want m8
One day, There was these 3 guys working with bricks to make a new driveway. They started to end their day and had a couple drinks. This one guy started to throw this brick in the air and it hit the ground and it only made a 1in indent. The other guys laugh and came over to show how it was done. The second guy throws the brick in the air and it goes 2-3in into the ground. The third guy is convinced that he can beat that. He flexes his arms and takes the brick and throws it in the air. By surprise, all the guys look at each other wondering where the brick went. So, There's this woman flying home from vacation with her pet parrot. There's supposed to be no animals in the main part of the plan. She tells the bird that it needs to be very quite as she hides it in her jacket. She gets on the plane and shortly after takeoff the parrot brings to talk. The lady that serves the condiments, she tells the pilot. The pilot comes to the woman while he has a cigar in his mouth. He kindly asks her if she has anything hiding into her jacket. She says "No" as there's smoke blowing all over the place. As the lady starts to cough, you hear a "Squawk". The pilot tells her to open her jacket. As she does, he grabs the parrot telling her there's no animals allowed on the plane. The pilot takes the parrot and throws it out the window. The woman gets completely irate, she grabs the man's cigar and chucks it out the window. "That's was a $100 cigar!" The woman angrily tells the pilot as well, "There's no smoking allowed on this plane too." The pilot and the woman go off to their separate ways. She sits back into her seat feeling distraught. As the pilot goes back to his chair. Just as he gets comfortable, he sees something out the window. To his surprise he sees that parrot flying right beside the window. And you'll never guess what was in his mouth......... The brick. ??♀️? MrsSmash_De_Saison