Pick up lines for women.

People say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, obviously those people haven't been in your arms

 

Be my Burger King, and you can have me your way.

 

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

 

Let me suck yo toe, and lick yo nose. Deal

 

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

 

I always knew
Burger > Pizza

 

You don't need pick up lines to pick up the girl you like. Just be yourself lol

 

I'm a shooting range, come shoot some babies into me

 

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

 

Let's 3D print some babies

 

But a ... isn't a bone.. it's muscle..? Right

 

Yeah, if it was a bone. Some people would be walking around with a broken ... Bone. Which must be pretty painful, especially when you need to go to the toilet.

 

It's a muscle but it can get fractured

 

:') take ya anatomy kidz

 

You can call me the garbage woman, cause I'm here to handle your junk

 

I'm wearing Revlon ColorStay lipstick, wanna test the claim that it won't kiss off?

 

I know now why they call it a beaver, cause I'm dying for some wood.

 

It can get fractured, lol. Be careful, boys. Don't go so aggressive.

 

Wow you can't poke around with pookie but can be a beaver shame