I am creating this thread to inform ye, my fellow Students and my subjects, that as of a few minutes ago I became Autocratic President of Student Government. In that role I have full imperium and jurisdiction and power in and over the Campus of Party In My Dorm. I also hereby create the position of Dean of Forums, and I hereby proclaim myself to be Dean of Forums. In that role I shall have full imperium and jurisdiction and power in and over the Forums and Threads thereof of Party In My Dorm. Thank ye for ye's time my fellow Students and my subjects. His Greatness VanceWilderRebornAgain, Autocratic President of Student Government, Dean of Forums, and Heir to the Great Revolutions.
Dear Subjects, My Autocracy, while wise, is only a jocular exercise unless ye, by popular demand, demand it to become real. If he demand that of me I shall fight to establish it verily. Sincerely, His Greatness VanceWilderRebornAgain, Autocratic President of Student Government, Dean of Forums, and Heir to the Great Revolutions.
An Update from your Supreme Leader: Roleplay (RP) and RP clubs have been banned by decree of the Autocratic President of Student Government. This is for the safety and morals of our Campus!